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Kerry Not "Prepared" to Let You Blow People Up in a Bakery
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Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
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Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
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Matt Damon Has a Magical Girl Transformation Sequence
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I Say Tomahto, You Say Wow
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Big Pharma Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
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Rich People to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
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It's Official: You're the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
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Japanese Kids Pretending They Are Weird
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19 Signs You Are Me
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Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Watch Live: Obama Expected to Wear a See-Through Shirt Sans Bra
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Heads, We Win; Tails, You Lose Faith In Humanity
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Pole Position)
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This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil
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A Twist That Will Make You Hail Satan
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It's Time for War, and Also Bees
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Man Stranded in Hawaii Due to Twerking, Bears
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College Students Mistakenly Believe They're Ready for Battle
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UK Government Wants a Foam Finger
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15 Alternatives to Sounding Like a Tool
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Mind if This Polar Bear Crashes With You for No Reason Whatsoever
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Taylor Swift's New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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This Adorable Video Shows Vladimir Putin STOLE My Credit Card for Penis Enlargement
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All GLORY TO THE Very Hungry (And Evil) Caterpillar
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Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
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Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
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Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him
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Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
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White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Panther
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Bill Gates Just Updated His AMA With This Fucking Pencil
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Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
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Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
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There's a Penis on My Bus Driver
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When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Crime-Fighting Vigilante
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Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
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Most Women Suffer From Spontaneous Human Combustion
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What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage