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It's Thanksgiving So We Deported Him
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How Apple's Fusion Drive Differs From Real Sex, Explained With Examples
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There's an Instagram Account Called Tips for Women From a Toaster
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Autism Linked to Autism
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Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
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23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
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Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
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A 68-Year-Old Man With a Single NYT Story About Psychics in Love With This Fucking Pencil
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The Study That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
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Here's How to Masturbate
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Together We Can Force You to Celebrate National Eggs Benedict Day
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
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13 Potatoes That Look Like Totoro
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Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be Replaced
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Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
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Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online
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The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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Why Do We Still Make Toilets
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I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals
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Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
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Mass Effect Anime Coming Next Week
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Life Has Been Cancelled
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It's Hard to Argue With This Fucking Pencil
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To Do: Go to Hell
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
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Gay Couple Gets Legally Married in Your Bathroom Cabinet
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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But How Good Is Batman at Sex?
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An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
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A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
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A 6-Year-Old Girl Walked Into the Sun
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Science Is a Real Thing
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
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One Reason I Refuse to Leave Your House