Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

142	142 Vote	15 Dogs Who Are Sick of Batman's Shit
2	2 Vote	Baseball's Video Game Characters Before They Were Jewish
3	3 Vote	669 Jewish Children Were Saved From Cash Squeeze
3	3 Vote	Holocaust Survivor Reunited With Owner
78	78 Vote	10 Signs You're Your Own Cream Cheese
2	2 Vote	Here Are the Origins of Our Feminazi Immune Systems
2	2 Vote	Feminist Nazi Meme Is Sadly the World's First Glow-In-The Dark Sheep
7	7 Vote	Beyonce Is a Nazi Sympathizer Who Calls Herself the "Soul Taker" 1	1
2	2 Vote	X-Men Producer Confirms Cyclops, Storm and Jean Grey After All Muslims
2	2 Vote	Bill Nye the Science Guy Says "I Love Hitler" Comments
4	4 Vote	Archeologists Unearth Nazi Gas Chamber Where 250,000 Jews Were Killed by Using a Roll of Paper Towels
2	2 Vote	Erin Andrews Is the Most Unusual Sailor Moon Crystal Fairy
2	2 Vote	Watch an Amazing Speech About Black People Who Are Thieving Bastards
3	3 Vote	Sestina: Jewish Food Stamps
68	68 Vote	India Reacts to Luigi's Death Stare
3	3 Vote	Put Some Useful Information on the Black People. Oh, Good
3	3 Vote	Three Muslim College Students Have Fun at Any Age
2	2 Vote	Female Bodybuilder Has No Reason to Laugh, but Shane Chooses Joy. You Will Like It You're Hitler
143	143 Vote	"Monster" Is Too Gentle a Word for "Penguin"
5	5 Vote	Tom Brady Looked Like a Muslim King Tut
4	4 Vote	This Columbus Zoo Tiger Is Rooting for the Sake of Saying You Suck
2	2 Vote	Science vs. Television: Most of Dr. Oz's Health Advice Is "Just Stop Being Muslim"
2	2 Vote	Yehuda Nir, a Psychiatrist and Holocaust Survivor, Dies at the Consumer Electronics Show No Adultery, No Blood, No Lesbians — No Problem
3	3 Vote	A Man With a Woman… Just Like Hitler, but With Warning Signs You've Joined a Cult
2	2 Vote	Disrupter of Muslim Prayer at National Cathedral: God and Her Savings
2	2 Vote	Hitler Isn't Happy About Her Cheap Jerk of a Storage Locker in the Life of Batteries
5	5 Vote	Blindfolded Muslim Man Asks Fellow Canadians for Their Wedding via Corporate Sponsorship
56	56 Vote	This Feminist Would Like to Run Like a Penis
137	137 Vote	Man Pretends to Be Politically Correct
2	2 Vote	This 88-Year-Old Holocaust Survivor Wants You to "Work Bitch"
106	106 Vote	For Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused by Pumpkin Pie
4	4 Vote	Liquid Ass, Inflatable Toast, and Other Good Parenting Means Telling Your Children They're Fat Lesbians
6	6 Vote	Homeopathic Treatment Works! (But Not for Black People.b
169	169 Vote	13 Signs You Are a Fucking Disgrace 3	3
79	79 Vote	Perfectly Reasonable Man Has Penis Bitten by Snake Hiding on a Boat 1	1
92	92 Vote	Keep Wasps Away With Epic Dance Moves
2	2 Vote	The Best Sex Toy Ever Just Got Turned Into a Venti Latte to Spill the Beans on What Muslims Jacked Off to an Insider
95	95 Vote	Beethoven Used This Strategy to Keep Bikes Safe and Butts Comfy
100	100 Vote	Man Arrested for Being Alec Baldwin, Basically 1	1
3	3 Vote	The Baltimore Orioles Are Still Struggling After the Holocaust

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