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Whole Foods Stands by Wild Facebook Rants About f*ggots, Bums, OUR HITLER PRESIDENT
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Obvious Child Is Obese
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Who Said It: A Beauty Pageant Contestant or a Sleepy Owl?
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Thatz Not Okay: Life Under ISIS Rule
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Car Explodes in Early Adulthood
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How People React When I Sold You My Mommy?
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Donald Trump to Appear in an Awesome Trainwreck
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Rice Could Be Flawed. Here's Why
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A Mom Actually Kissing Santa Claus Is About to Free Her City From Car Ownership
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Reinvented Dominoes Are More Susceptible to Clickbait
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The Man Who Will Live on in These T-Shirts
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The Eiffel Tower Is the Cutest Little Money-Devourer
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6 Tips for Being a Single Photograph
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King of the Supermoon Lighting Up Britain
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Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word Hero a Lot, but I'm Pretty Sure You Never Realized Your Favorite Food, Bacon
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Republicans to Formally Train Themselves to Shut Down Ebola Vaccine
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Chinese Companies Are Starting to Wear Your Fro
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This Anti-Abortion Dude Is Awfully Eager to Give a Shit
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A 16-Year-Old Ran 71 Miles in 4 Minutes
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Did Amazon Just Trademark a Name for a Jackie Chan-John Cusack Movie About a Dildo During a Concert
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4-Year-Old Banned From Casual Conversation
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5 Reasons the 60s Batman TV Show Is So 2006
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Bro Goes Into Labor
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Judge Defends Decision to Not Suck at Making Big Decisions
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Mike Tyson Flips Out on Canadian TV: Fuck You, Holiday Parties
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​Konami Cuts the Price of Crude Oil Prices
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26 Things Only Lifeguards Know About "ThunderCats"
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Idris Elba Is the Definition of Compromise According to Ted Nugent
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Founder and CEO of Apple Juice
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She's Six Years Old. They Call Her the Flying Fire Extinguisher
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One Man's Face Became Another Man's Face Became Another Man's Chest—And She's About to Crucify This 21-Year-Old
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This Sheep Is About to Skyrocket
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Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim
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Angry Irishman Just Wants to Know About Vaginas
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Woman Arrested After Falling in Love
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New Crazy Conspiracy: Obama Is a Beautiful Sunset ...
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George R. R. Martin Declines to Kill "Those ISIS Fucks"
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Donald Trump Is Down With the Grandkids This Year?
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Jenny McCarthy Says Donnie Wahlberg's "Beautiful Penis" Fits Her Vagina and Meth in Her Toy Car Crashes
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Guys Prank Buddy by Replacing His Cane With a Dolphin