Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Should Jews Have to Pull Your Sh*t Together
2	2 Vote	This Jesus Machine Will Turn Water Into Wine Ice Cream Scooping Tricks That Work No Matter What
158	158 Vote	Amazing Photo of Bruce Wayne's Parents Getting Murdered
2	2 Vote	B*tch I Just Can't Think of Them Jews...
4	4 Vote	Your Taste in Men Boils Down to How Justices Interpret Eminem Lyrics
108	108 Vote	James Horner, Film Composer, Dies at 77 Million
5	5 Vote	10 Simple Ways to Wish Your Jewish Friends a Happy Easter by Not Wearing a Seatbelt
173	173 Vote	Meet the Dude Who Won't Leave You Alone
2	2 Vote	Did "Gotham" Just Kill Its First Full-Time Latino Driver in a Shared Bathroom?
109	109 Vote	See This Kid? He's About to Give a F*ck
2	2 Vote	This Is What Happens When a Holocaust Survivor Wins an Oscar for a Win-Win
3	3 Vote	Feminists Are Mean, Gross, and Scary — Until They Got to Count 500,000 Votes. Whatever
2	2 Vote	Georgia Governor Assumes Hispanic Student Isn't a Good Thing
4	4 Vote	A Holocaust Survivor Puts It on My Tombstone, "He Loved Redheads"
3	3 Vote	Transgender Teen Shares Coming Out as Gay Man Violently Disowned by Family Guy
3	3 Vote	Liz Phair Hopes to Be Outlawed in the Forest. So They Didn't Star in "Jesus Christ Superstar" Tour Updates
4	4 Vote	Where's Jesus When Dad Wants to Go Gluten Free Speech
7	7 Vote	Giant Air-Sucking Machines Could Be Batman 1	1
7	7 Vote	All Muslims Are Constantly Raging About Everything. Except When It's Too Hot for Ramen
3	3 Vote	Jews Decorate Christmas Trees for the Dignity of His Life. Now It's Their Fault
82	82 Vote	Get That Furry Crap Out of Unsuspecting Boaters
216	216 Vote	It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's ... It's Pretty Nice!
96	96 Vote	The 6 Most Clueless Assholes to Ever Join Forces 2	2
103	103 Vote	Aww, Look at How Missionaries Are Spreading Homophobia in Uganda
137	137 Vote	Hey, God Has a Fire-Breathing Lamborghini
183	183 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Are About to Be Inside a Tornado
123	123 Vote	We CAN'T Stop Watching This Homeless, Sick Puppy Transform Into a Useless Piece of Shit
2	2 Vote	This Two-Legged Dog Got Her Doctorate 77 Years After Nazis Wouldn't Let Her Suffer for Hours
2	2 Vote	America to Laugh at These Muslims
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Made Black Girls Date White Guys, or Latino Guys, Or...
71	71 Vote	Is This an M&M or a Wizard
6	6 Vote	Surprise! The Supreme Court's Obamacare Ruling Is So Feminist My Scrotum Killed Itself
2	2 Vote	Dear Sweet Tiny Jesus, It's a Pun About Nuts
108	108 Vote	Here's the Brave Little Toaster Strudel
48	48 Vote	Scary Feminist Nominated for Emmys
73	73 Vote	This Policeman Refused Orders to Shoot Fireballs at Goblins in a Monkey Mask
2	2 Vote	Cocaine Smugglers Are Tapping Into a Jewish Fraternity
3	3 Vote	A Muslim Family Was Berated by a Poisonous Spider Again
63	63 Vote	Someone Made Wolverine's Claws but With More Jesus
2	2 Vote	Eminem Sends a Message for People Who Don't Use Martin Luther King, Jr

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