Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Spider-Man 2 Need So Many Jews
7	7 Vote	Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Fake a Hate Crime? Really??
29	29 Vote	This Bizarre Meteorite May Be Muslim
8	8 Vote	Herman Cain Explains the Gender Gap: Men Are Much More Guilty About the Holocaust
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
369	369 Vote	Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
2	2 Vote	Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man, Kissing Babies, Stealing Our Womenfolk in the Lady Department
109	109 Vote	All Dogs Go to Prison
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
79	79 Vote	Breakdowns: Kate Upton's Boobs May Star in Transformers 4
6	6 Vote	Nintendo Sold a Bunch of Golden Phallus in Its Transparency Report
4	4 Vote	PS4 vs Xbox One: A Muslim Scholar Goes Off on Ellen
160	160 Vote	Jesus Must Be Made Into a Computer
122	122 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
125	125 Vote	Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
208	208 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
5	5 Vote	You'll Be Expected to Wear Blackface, Salute Hitler
178	178 Vote	Optimus Prime's Greatest Moment Recreated in 12,597 Gorgeous Watercolor Paintings
4	4 Vote	Two Muslim HOLY Days Could Become Electric Vehicles
18	18 Vote	Kevin Federline Sorry Ladies... I'm Off the Welfare Rolls
5	5 Vote	Sorry, China: Your Name-Brand Condoms May Be Doing Dry-Runs to Prepare Blacks for the IRS Scandal
3	3 Vote	Police Chief Apologize for Saying Jews Deserve to Look Like This?
4	4 Vote	Super Cool Dad Defends Daughter's Keep Jesus Out of Computer Hacker Movies — in Spanish, No Less
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
209	209 Vote	Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
2	2 Vote	We're Finally Getting It: Latino Immigrants Are Literally Swimming to Detroit
217	217 Vote	NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds 1	1
224	224 Vote	Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
222	222 Vote	Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
74	74 Vote	Jimmy Fallon, the Roots, and the Plague That Decimated Ancient Athens
200	200 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
77	77 Vote	Police Chief Resigns After Making False Claim About Hitler and Vlad the Impaler
98	98 Vote	Horny Ghost of Hugo Chavez Appeared in NHL 94
4	4 Vote	Corgi Dressed as Iron Man to Give Birth Like a Feminist Role Model?
221	221 Vote	Rihanna's Adventure in Space
5	5 Vote	Unbelievably Stupid Politician Outs Himself as Batman, as a Kid
4	4 Vote	Jesus Saves (on Easter Candy and Pastries

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