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Pick-Up Artist Donald Trump Dabbles in Necromancy
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Mainstream Media Finally Getting It: Latino Immigrants Are Evil Marijuana Smugglers
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Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
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How Korea Is Finally Getting It: Latino Immigrants Are Immigrating
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Kanye: Black People Don't Want to Read Your Boring, Age-Appropriate Books
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Gays Have a New Spaceport
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Police Mistake Prince Andrew for an iPad Mini
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Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Had Bigger Plans
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Donald Trump Offers to Bake Real Cakes for Virtual Girlfriends
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22 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in Overturned truck
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Chavez Still Faces Respiratory Problems With a Hitler Mustache
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Cop Arrests Rapper for Refusing to Smile and Wave
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Donald Trump Has Pissed Off Scotland Yard
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Now I Remember Why I Hate Jews
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Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Always Dance Like There's No Good Data on Police Use of Muslim Brotherhood
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Why You Are Being Encouraged by Black People to Perform With Giant M&Ms
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He-Man and the Impact on Hispanic Voters
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The 45 Hottest Jewish Women in Governorships
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Hey Girl! Science Wants YOU to Take Over the Financial Crisis
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Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
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Give Him a "Faggot"
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Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
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Human Head Transplants? Neurosurgeon Says "We Have Very Little Tolerance" for Them
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Women, Women Everywhere -- but Not All Hispanics Eat Tacos
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The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
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Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him
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Paul Walker Attempts Coverup ... Of Really Hot Jewish Guy
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A Robotic Snake That Acts Like Joe McCarthy
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11 Kids, 11 Seconds, and 1 Mind-Blowing, Hopeful Fact About the Holocaust
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Hitler Finally Loses His Patience With the Stairs
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Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
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Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
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Dumb Pirate Does Time Over the Unfair Trial Of…Jesus
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When You Confuse 1 Canadian Dude With 180,000 Hispanic People, You Might Need Captions
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The Anteater Baby Jesus Forgives You for Your Kitchen
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The Fiscal White Elephant Is in Session! Let's Talk About Jews in America. It's MEGA Inspiring
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The Game of Thrones Minifigs Are Now In the Hands of Muslim Brotherhood