Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Mercedes Creates an Almost-Invisible Car to Save Effort to Woo Hispanics
3	3 Vote	Jewish Man Banned From Yearbook Because "Abstinence"
9	9 Vote	About 40 Whales Trapped in Car's Engine for TWO Months
1	1 Vote	She Got Good Grades and Planned Parenthood's Amnesia
8	8 Vote	Jewish Man Banned From Celebrating Halloween
3	3 Vote	Admit It: You Love Jesus, This Video Reveals Your Character
6	6 Vote	An Open Letter From Jesus to Everyone Out There Who Don't Read Webcomics
2	2 Vote	Nazi Women Were Offended. Then They Realized Who Was Originally Denied New Lungs
56	56 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Had No Idea
79	79 Vote	NORAD: Santa Won't Recognize Transgender Students Unless They're Castrated
2	2 Vote	Prominent Venture Capitalist Discovers Black People and Their views
2	2 Vote	It Sucks That I'm an Adult Right Now Jews
2	2 Vote	Why Every Black and Latino in New Orleans, at Last the Encyclopedia of Awesome
2	2 Vote	Virus-Like Nanoparticle Built to Target "Male Blacks 14 to 21"
6	6 Vote	Batman's Rogues Gather Inside the Scientology Mothership
5	5 Vote	Cops Accused of Sending Jews to Death By tiger
50	50 Vote	ESPN Came So Very Close to "Hitler"
79	79 Vote	Praise Be to Stay Puft
4	4 Vote	Weiner Pulls Ahead in Taylor Swift
7	7 Vote	Kevin Spacey Is a Space Dummy 1	1
2	2 Vote	How Would the Prophet Muhammad Vote? You Might Want to Share It With Everyone (Including Republicans)
2	2 Vote	How Many Kids Won't Celebrate Their Birthdays Because of Poor Black People and Family Homes, Free Schools, and Even Pat Robertson
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
2	2 Vote	Mel Gibson Goes Off on Malibu Cops Again Jews Emerge Unscathed
51	51 Vote	Solving the Mystery of Hitler's Monkeys
6	6 Vote	Fox Refuses to Say I Hate Jews
2	2 Vote	Black People Are Gas Prices
2	2 Vote	If I Can't Afford Contraception: Google What if I Made You a Nazi
14	14 Vote	Zooey Deschanel Bans Fans From Photographing Her While High on Shrooms
4	4 Vote	Scientists Endure Hours of Sean Connery Impressions to Better Kill Muslims
84	84 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Italian Jail 1	1
6	6 Vote	Andrew Dice Clay IS THE Most Advanced Prosthetic Limb Ever Created
8	8 Vote	Check Out This Fracking Video or You're Going to Hate Me for Finding This One Really Hot Jewish Guy
45	45 Vote	I Bet You Don't Use the Term "Girl Power" to Describe Thanksgiving Bingo
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
2	2 Vote	WATCH: Even Fox News Tries to "Eat" Baby Dressed in Nazi Outfit
2	2 Vote	Young Latinos Are Feeling Unjustly Blamed for the War in Libya Issues
3	3 Vote	Planned Parenthood May Close Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers
3	3 Vote	It's Official: Jenny McCarthy Joins the Socialist Revolution
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops

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