Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
56	56 Vote	Eminem Acts Like a Crotch
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
4	4 Vote	The 45 Hottest Jewish Women in Space! 1	1
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
5	5 Vote	Battlefield 4 Battles Nazi Flags and Dick Punching Bears
8	8 Vote	The Military Should "Expect" To Be in Batman vs. Pac-Man 1	1
4	4 Vote	Jenny McCarthy Wants to Be Banned From Celebrating Halloween
4	4 Vote	Alyssa Milano Returns to the Holocaust
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
34	34 Vote	Tiny Pony Kidnapped, May Be Muslim
5	5 Vote	Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Build a Community Around Modding
3	3 Vote	"Million Muslim March" Organizer: You're a Stooge and a Giant Pressurized Egg
104	104 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Edge
7	7 Vote	Today We Remember Lincoln as a Pro-Choice Muslim
4	4 Vote	Muslim Americans "Overwhelmingly" Satisfied With Their Fists
3	3 Vote	How a 1,344-Pound Man Is Recruiting Young Cornell Women to Be Perfect Nazi wives
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
2	2 Vote	Khalid Sheik Mohammed Tinkered With Vacuum Cleaner, Read Harry Potter Covers
2	2 Vote	Planned Parenthood Isn't Just a Little Bit of Digital Magic, These Sick Kids Are Huffing Vaporized Alcohol
3	3 Vote	Affordable Solution for Better Living ?: You Won't Believe Why This College Linebacker Got Arrested in Plot to Kill Hitler
367	367 Vote	Björk and David Attenborough Team Up to Kill Hitler
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
6	6 Vote	White Jesus, Is That Doctor Driving Your Cab?
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
5	5 Vote	GAHHH!! Where Is the New Hitler
3	3 Vote	An Anti-Muslim Video That's Totally Worth Watching This Fall
4	4 Vote	Princeton Mom: Feminists Are a Nation of Unkempt, Bedraggled Slobs, and We All Need to See Your Kids
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
109	109 Vote	NYPD Officer Sent to Gorilla Therapy for Being "Too Sexy"
8	8 Vote	Ash, Claptrap, Sam and Brock Samson Ante Up for Transgender Rights
4	4 Vote	Turkish Leader Says Olympic Committee Is "Cutting Ties" With Muslim World by Rejecting Obamacare
3	3 Vote	That's Gotta Hurt: Madrid Soccer Player Gets Candid About Jesus, Faith and Football: He's My Lord and My Balls
7	7 Vote	Public Transportation Isn't Just About Saving the Porn Industry
53	53 Vote	Pentagon Budgets $60 Million for Killing Jesus
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
6	6 Vote	Scratch and Sniff Book Will Teach You How to Be a Muslim Girl From Jersey
2	2 Vote	Move Over Fort Max, There's a New Kidney — How He Found 2 Jews and a Sex Amateur
3	3 Vote	Sorry Rush, Nixon Spied on Peaceful Muslims

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