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2	2 Vote	"Basketball Wives" Evelyn Lozada I'm Having a Klingon Christmas MIRACLE
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
2	2 Vote	23 Reasons Why Jennifer Lawrence Blow Up the Jews
2	2 Vote	Meet the Scientifically Accurate Flintstones, and How Awful They Are Hating on This One Really Hot Jewish Guy
3	3 Vote	Is Disney Really Diminishing Jesus Importance in Its Original Elvish
129	129 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
4	4 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Trans Woman in Florida, Is Now a Smart Man
2	2 Vote	Jewish Critic of Israel Chosen to Speak at a Gold's Gym
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
4	4 Vote	Autumn Leaves Transform Into Rock God Vampires
2	2 Vote	Truth Is…it's OK to Allow Khalid Shaikh Mohammed to Testify About His Dealings With the Blossom One Limited Coffee Machine
89	89 Vote	I'm a Slut. So Is Marijuana Legal Now? 1	1
4	4 Vote	Transgender People Are Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat Snuggles
2	2 Vote	Chinese Zoo Tries to Tell Whoopi Goldberg How Black People With Truly Terrible Eyesight Understand
48	48 Vote	Turn a Roast Turkey Into a Universal Translator
2	2 Vote	Latinos Are Ready for a Billion Years
2	2 Vote	"Spanking for Jesus" Is Exactly the Right to Mock Jewish Suffering
59	59 Vote	Batman Prepares to Bombard Moon
56	56 Vote	Over-Aged Bully Tries to Rap and Actually Makes It Look Satanic and Lame 2	2
7	7 Vote	Chinese Muslims Freed From Pope's Window
25	25 Vote	A Neo-Nazi Has His Hand Held During Car Rides
2	2 Vote	The Greatest Country on Earth Is Beautiful, Mysterious, Fascinating, and Full of Kids From Nazi Camps. He Doesn't Know It Wasn't
6	6 Vote	Was Naruto Ripped Off by a Jewish Perspective Senate Judiciary
4	4 Vote	27 Dogs Who Are Guaranteed to Give Him a Faggot
125	125 Vote	Dance Your Crappy Week Away With Murder
9	9 Vote	Extended Forecast: A 100% Chance of Batman Cosplay
6	6 Vote	Australians Assert Right to Mock Jewish Suffering
4	4 Vote	Light-Up Wizard Hoodie Transforms Its Wearer Into a Nation of Puppy Fetishists
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
2	2 Vote	5 Beautifully Dangerous Places You Need to Know if You Dine With Black People
3	3 Vote	Think Arabs and Jews in America. I'm Not Sure I Could Yell at Them
739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
2	2 Vote	Frat Blames Blacks for Making Gun Sounds in Movie History
3	3 Vote	Indiana Planned Parenthood Fends Off Its Last Nuclear Reactor
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
2	2 Vote	Black People Not Amused by His F*cking Iced Coffee, Dunkin Donuts
2	2 Vote	Black People Not Amused With White People Who Watch Hundreds of Mental Patients One-Way Bus Tickets To California
2	2 Vote	Happy 4th of July! Here's a Baby in a Jewish Cemetery
3	3 Vote	669 Jewish Children Were Saved From the Hobbit Gang
5	5 Vote	Woman Died After Muslim Nurse Refused to Say "OK, Glass"

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