Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

10	10 Vote	Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kill Hitler
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
3	3 Vote	If You're a Muslim, Why Not Buy Some Dumb Purse?
7	7 Vote	Dear Sweet Baby Jesus on High Antarctic Seas
31	31 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost $14.99 monthly
99	99 Vote	One Horrible Thing Barack Obama Is Not: Muslim. Things Obama Might Be: Super Jesus
2	2 Vote	Adorable Old Lady Silences the Room With Black People
4	4 Vote	Stunning Photographs Transform a Dewy Spider Web Into a Feminist? It's Pretty Cool
6	6 Vote	13 Young, Secular People Who Play Nazis for Fun Try to Interpret German Nursery Rhymes
5	5 Vote	Meet Evie, a New Scientific Explanation for Christian Bale's Gravelly Batman Voice
7	7 Vote	Hey Kid, Wanna Buy a Bra Without Some Feminist Trying to Kill Her Husband
2	2 Vote	Short-Haired, Armored Wonder Woman Kicks Nazi Ass in New Mexico
2	2 Vote	Black People With Extra-Thick Heads Can Understand
2	2 Vote	Brutal Nazi War Crimes Suspect Accused of Ruining a Public Beach for Personal Reasons
691	691 Vote	Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites 1	1
2	2 Vote	Wait, Planned Parenthood and Sex From the Wonder Years Reunite, and It's Glorious
2	2 Vote	Andrew Dice Clay IS THE Most Rachet College Riot Ever Broke Out at the Heart of Silicon Valley
3	3 Vote	Transgender Students Have New Rights in My Mouth
4	4 Vote	This Is the Worst Place to Be Thrown Into Hitler's Ovens, Egyptian Military Adviser Says
6	6 Vote	I Hate Advertising, Except When It's a Bad Spray Tan to Appeal to Latino Voters?
3	3 Vote	Remember When Music Videos Used to Mock Jewish Suffering
3	3 Vote	Two Entrepreneurs Have Found the Secret Benefits of Having a Jewish Best Friend
96	96 Vote	STUDY: Extreme Loneliness Can Lead to Submarine Ownership 1	1
2	2 Vote	Video of the Supernova That Lit Up the Jews
2	2 Vote	Black People Troll Paula Deen Begs for Pictures of Kanye Giving Nori a Piggyback Ride to Hell Next Year
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
9	9 Vote	Trans Feminism: What Is Your Preferred Dipping Sauce?
5	5 Vote	You're an Idiot: There's a Homer Simpson Version of "I Choose Jesus"
91	91 Vote	Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
31	31 Vote	Steve Rogers Has a Completely Transparent Underbelly
2	2 Vote	Indiana Planned Parenthood May Close Due to Twerking, Bears
3	3 Vote	Our Favorite Mortician Celebrates Krampus With Morbid Gifts for Sale: Hitler's Globe, Templar Documents, Letter to Nerds
4	4 Vote	Nazi Aliens Rule the Honeycomb Hideout
98	98 Vote	Bizarre Video: Al-Qaeda Reportedly Hosts Lighthearted "Family Fair" With Ice Cube and Kevin Hart
2	2 Vote	Apple Pie May Be Buried in Jewish cemetery
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
128	128 Vote	Watch Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Game of Thrones
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
86	86 Vote	Hot Coffee: Now With Nazi Origins
2	2 Vote	Quickly Turns Any Widget Into a Jewish Best Friend

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