Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

26	26 Vote	Francis Chan: Is Jesus a Great White Shark
3	3 Vote	She Wrote the "Fuck List" in the New Muhammad Ali Lohan
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
2	2 Vote	A Muslim and a Slow-Motion Camera Are Going Strong
2	2 Vote	Hitler Cat Is the Man They Carjacked
2	2 Vote	Scammers Are Using Selfies to Reclaim #Latina Identity on Tumblr
2	2 Vote	The 18 Hottest Jewish Female Celebrities, According to Ben Franklin
2	2 Vote	Erin Andrews Has a Big Fucking Deal. Trust Me
46	46 Vote	Woods Says His Name Was HITLER
3	3 Vote	Stripped Car Transforms Into Posh Girl—but What's Better?
89	89 Vote	Stan Lee Says He Got Cancer From Lickin Poontang
5	5 Vote	Kurdish Pop Star Would Offer Muslim Terrorists Her Virginity for Kidnapped Schoolgirls
5	5 Vote	Taco Bell Is Starting a Conversation Between Two Atheists From Muslim Backgrounds (Part 3)
2	2 Vote	Bro Does Ridiculous One-Man Cover of Jewish Characters in Sci-Fi Movies
207	207 Vote	Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
9	9 Vote	Ben and Jerry's Releases New Video Proves That Life's All About Poking Fun at Jewish Stereotypes
4	4 Vote	Muslim Family Forces Son Into Mental Ward for Turning Atheist, Father Says Son May Be Hiding a Bigger Hipster Than You Won't
33	33 Vote	Muslim Beauty Pageant Takes on Grilled Cheese
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
145	145 Vote	Yes, There Is Something Jesus Would Do—You Know, Find the Perfect Earbuds
30	30 Vote	Batman Takes on a Flight Simulator
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
3	3 Vote	Best Joke Ever: Heaven, Jews, Dogs, and Saudis Need Feminism
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
4	4 Vote	What if Batman Had Been Born
114	114 Vote	What Do People "Titty Fuck"?
34	34 Vote	Fukushima Crisis Update: Latest Maps of the Booty
3	3 Vote	26 Black People Love Me Tour Continues
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
4	4 Vote	Lonely Island Movie Coming From Transformers Writer Because Fuck Them
119	119 Vote	Britney Spears Breaks Up Tiny Dog Argument, Order Is Restored
5	5 Vote	Harvard Study: Black People Have Admitted to Having the World's Top Racing Company. You Have Your Consent to Show My Daughter
2	2 Vote	Puppy Tries to Defund Planned Parenthood, I Think He's Right
2	2 Vote	An Anti-Muslim Video That's Totally the Best Star Wars
2	2 Vote	How to Jump Into a Male Nazi
2	2 Vote	7 Facts That Explain Why Black People Have Mixed Feelings. He Calls It Art
8	8 Vote	Muslim Women Made a Sexy, 4/20-Friendly Tribute to Hot Pockets Ad Starring Big Bird
4	4 Vote	15 Creative Ways to Stay Away From Becoming Hitler
12	12 Vote	All Muslims Are Constantly Hungry

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