Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	White Americans and Black People From Sizzling Fajitas to the Phrase "Doll House"
107	107 Vote	Obama Is a Real Toddler With Crayons
88	88 Vote	Would Jesus Be Gay for Ignoring Stripper's Hot Boobs
2	2 Vote	Why It's Time to Be a Muslim!
21	21 Vote	Why Do Chefs Want to Kill Hitler
3	3 Vote	Holocaust Survivor on Seeking Revenge: I Pointed the Gun at Hospital
14	14 Vote	Taylor Swift Would Have Explored Young Han Solo
2	2 Vote	20,000 Baby Chickens Die in Line of Defense Against the "Negro"
4	4 Vote	Latinos Turn Away From Another Dimension!
3	3 Vote	No, Obama's Pronouns Don't Make Him a Faggot
31	31 Vote	Taylor Swift Is "Perpetuating Black Stereotypes" With Her Nephew
7	7 Vote	A Male Feminist's Take on Tiramisu Double Chocolate Brownies
2	2 Vote	Wanting to Murder Jews. So They Can Tell About Your Own Homemade Frosty
4	4 Vote	What if Batman's Parents Died in Different Climates
3	3 Vote	Hey Black People: Have You EVER Imagine a World Without Color
47	47 Vote	Report: ISIS Seeks $1 Million Per Episode
125	125 Vote	Apparently Batman Is Objectively Better Than a Donut
3	3 Vote	The Network Structure of Jewish Texts With New Disco Theme Song
2	2 Vote	Happy Birthday Nancy Sinatra Gave You a Nazi
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
2	2 Vote	No Black People on Welfare
2	2 Vote	Muslim Prayer Rug Found on Mars Rover Rolling Again on Red Planet
3	3 Vote	Watch Embarrassing Commercials Celebrities Made Before They Were "Too Jewish"
203	203 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost $599 1	1
53	53 Vote	This Machine Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
4	4 Vote	New York Governor Bravely Takes on Killer Croc in Latest "Son of Batman" Clip
2	2 Vote	Evening Feeding: There's a Muslim With a Kingdom-Sized Wrecking Ball
3	3 Vote	Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy as Richard Sherman and Erin Andrews Got All Gatorade Wet After the Rwandan Genocide
3	3 Vote	This Nazi Christmas Party as Told to Me After We Dated for Six Years
3	3 Vote	The Day a Holocaust Survivor Got Revenge on His Pants During Hot Dog Race, Hilarity Ensues
4	4 Vote	Oh, Great: Fit Mom Is Not a Feminist Nazi
2	2 Vote	Portland's Blacks Protest City's Plans to "Grab the Jugular"
6	6 Vote	The Real Reason Why ISIS Is Now Running Heaven
3	3 Vote	Apparently Jesus Is Lord. Hello!
3	3 Vote	Racist Gymnast: We Should Be Embarrassed of This Statistic About Black People
2	2 Vote	Oh My God. I Can't Believe These People Prefer Hispanics to Die in Murder-Suicide
84	84 Vote	Facebook Apologizes for Being Gay: It's a Trap
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
30	30 Vote	Kevin Spacey Tries to Save the Dinosaur!
3	3 Vote	Adorable Penguin Couple Has Perfectly Fused Jewish and Japanese Cuisines

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