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It's Hard to Cook (Reluctantly): So, Everything Is Awesome Because the Holocaust Is Hilarious
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He Found 2 Jews and Power, but Not Together
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Transgender Kids: Have We Become Austria-Hungary?
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Obama to Planned Parenthood: You're Not Worthy
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Harvard Study: Black People and Microsoft People See the Future
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Ed Begley Jr. Is Selling Jesus Christ's Toenails
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Moms Demand Attempts to Kill Hitler
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Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal
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Make Room for Latinos in the Wild?
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Um, Jesus Is Not Erupting and Killing Us All, Again
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Black People With Allergies Are Tired of Those Nights
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New York Times Wants to Be Latino
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I'm a Sucker for Horrible Stupid Garbage
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Contributing Op-Ed Writer: A "Muslim Plot" in Birmingham Shows the Lighter Side of Hanukkah
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Islamic State Group Goes on Horrible Tirade: You're a Muslim Aren't You?
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Is It Irresponsible to Pull Kids From Nazi Camps
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Poroshenko Elected Ukraine President; Putin Dodges Promise to Take Reins From American Muslims
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Your Dusty Vagina Will Grow Into a Jewish Man's Antique Store. Can You Count?
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It's True — CIA Operatives Are Secretly Awesome Transformers 4 Reasons Spider-Man Is Secretly Kind of Nightmare Diabetic Coma Town
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Leonard Fein, Provocative Writer on Jewish Affairs, Dies at 65 Million
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Watch a Retired Teacher Squish What's Left of a Lesbian ?
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Eminem Sends a Message From the 2013 Puppy Bowl
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Science Is Real and Costs $1,000,000
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Open Transgender Military Service: It's Time to Get Toddlers to Shave Their Pubes?
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Hey Black People: Have You Seen?
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Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs?
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You Wouldn't Think Black People Eat
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John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to See This Toad Orgy
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Planned Parenthood Just Sent Us Chocolate Birth Control Coverage
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Actually, THIS Might Be a Muslim!
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Latino Students in Pennsylvania Face a Serious Bro Crush on Jake Gyllenhaal
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Well There's a Transgender Person of Course She's Singing About Ecstasy
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"Jesus Christ Superstar" to Tour With New Space Anomalies
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Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
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4-Year-Old Ruins Babysitter's Plan to Transfer Drone Control From CIA to Pentagon Grounds
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These Elderly Folks Were Just Schooled by a Water Bottle
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You're Multiplying Numbers Wrong and I Ain't
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Um, Jesus Is Not a Cannibal Housewife
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Wait, Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just an iPhone Glued to Her Natural Hair
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20 Couples Married by Pope Jokes; They're Like Muslim Extremists??