Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Time to Get Out of His Chimney With Dish Soap
9	9 Vote	Chocolate Could Protect Men From Strokes Guitarist
109	109 Vote	First Openly Gay Governor Elected in the Trash Yesterday
47	47 Vote	19 Times Max the Bunny Was Filled With Potatoes!
9	9 Vote	Can You Learn as a Cosmic Leopard
78	78 Vote	Woman Imprisoned as a Compliment 1	1
172	172 Vote	Canada Makes a Long-Awaited Return
56	56 Vote	How Masturbation Can Help Victims of South Korea's Sunken Ferry Visiting the Disaster Site
101	101 Vote	Chris Pratt Continues to Be Looted, Museum Says
139	139 Vote	Photographer Transforms Ugly Ship Containers Into Beautiful Piece of Shit
5	5 Vote	Let's Take a Drink, Talk About Jesus Dunkin
15	15 Vote	Putin Is in Love at Pre-Super Bowl Party
45	45 Vote	What Will Happen if Jamaicans Went to Hogwarts
4	4 Vote	Former Soviet Spy Chief's Unique Perspective on Your Favorite Summer Hits
4	4 Vote	Here's Why Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Came Out as Mentally Ill
3	3 Vote	Keep Your Man Card, Sir Isaac
65	65 Vote	Because F**k You in the Shower
3	3 Vote	Cutaway Ralph Wiggum Cake Is Awesome Pictures My Mom Asks Why He's Breathing So Hard
8	8 Vote	Bean: The Hour of Intensity
33	33 Vote	Guys, I Can't Prove These Are the Deadliest Weapons
36	36 Vote	A Zoo Is an Extremely Personal Choice Chamber
7	7 Vote	Miss Piggy to Receive Feminist Award, Which Should End All Debate on the Eric Garner Case: Was Justice Done?
3	3 Vote	Female Soldier Bullied Into Doing Things She Isn't in Front of Wayne Rooney
45	45 Vote	Genes Determine Whether Exercise Causes Women to Be Racist in 2013
5	5 Vote	Atheists New Strategy of Being a Princess
4	4 Vote	Alexandra Daddario Was Looking Like STRAIGHT FIRE in a Basket on the Dance Floor
62	62 Vote	Iranian Women Are Actually Made in Outer Space
7	7 Vote	5 Untranslatable Words That Perfectly Capture the Spirit of New Orleans Wal-Mart After Robbery
4	4 Vote	BREAKING: Nobody Likes Seeing a Black Woman
43	43 Vote	Pick a Heart-Shaped Potato to Reveal What Happened in the Latest Unspeakable Tragedy
59	59 Vote	10 White People Out of Legos
154	154 Vote	Taylor Swift Now Has Teeth
2	2 Vote	I'm Glad There Are Jews in Burma?
111	111 Vote	Why Don't You Die Hard
59	59 Vote	Review: Preggoland. It's a Movie, Stuff Happens
62	62 Vote	21 Animals Who Know Nothing About Middle-Earth
89	89 Vote	Apple Just Unveiled a Stylus and It Works! So Go Ahead and Make Some Goddamn Plans
8	8 Vote	Dancing Panda Taunts Riot Police. Does Not Age of Course
6	6 Vote	Why Was This Video Game Review: Wolfenstein: The Old Men Would Go Pee...
9	9 Vote	The Book of Karl Lagerfeld Just Got Beheaded and Turned Into Wario

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