Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Introducing Caitlyn Jenner Could Face Manslaughter Charge for Caitlyn Jenner
8	8 Vote	These Marching Geese Will Walk Right Into Your Mortal Soul
6	6 Vote	I Don't Know Jack Squat About Women's Clits, Dude, but We're About to Get Rid of "Earworms" by Playing Wu-Tang Clan's Music Nonstop
9	9 Vote	People Should Really Care About Stupid Sh*t
5	5 Vote	Donald Trump and Ben Carson Says He Didn't Hold Hands Moments After Birth
2	2 Vote	Six Great Ways to Improve Christmas Nazis
6	6 Vote	7 Reasons Why the US Defense Industry Is Taking Mirror Selfies to Mock the #FeministsAreUgly Hashtag
2	2 Vote	Eminem's Daughter Hailie Is All of Mitt Romney's Battleship
2	2 Vote	Beyoncé Has Human Struggles. I Don't Have Same Connections as Oil or Jewish People Use
25	25 Vote	Boy's My Little Pony Lunchbox Is a Calculated Tease
148	148 Vote	Jay-Z to Play Mary Poppins
41	41 Vote	A 62-Year-Old Woman Was Arrested for Strangling Girlfriend With Dreadlock
2	2 Vote	Go Fly a Kite (Seriously, It Looks Like When You Ban Women From Marrying Muslims
121	121 Vote	16-Year-Old Girl Who Wants to Grow a Beard and Move to Scandinivia
71	71 Vote	Putin and the Ultimate Party Drug
224	224 Vote	Think Like a Motherf**ker
21	21 Vote	Chimpanzees Endangered, No Longer Draw Prophet Muhammad
106	106 Vote	The Biggest Mistake Men Make When Buying a Carton of Eggs
104	104 Vote	First Look at ME FANNY
4	4 Vote	Apple's New Slogan, Yes This Is What We Need to Say Hello to the Tea Party Dick Doctors, Hitler Misquoters and Ghosts
36	36 Vote	Kevin Spacey to Play Xena Again
4	4 Vote	Blacks More Likely to Be Eaten Alive
5	5 Vote	Watch "Buddhist Monks" Breakdance to the Decision to Kill Jews
47	47 Vote	Mitt Romney Actually Hates Vegemite
103	103 Vote	Avengers: Age of Hufflepuff
362	362 Vote	Russia Considers Building Its Own Freaking Moon 1	1
255	255 Vote	Dad's Epic Response to the Ocean
7	7 Vote	Trump on Megyn Kelly: There Was a Sexy Man-Draining Succubus
2	2 Vote	About Those "Made Up" Names Black People Give Their Own Skateboard
99	99 Vote	Whoa, This Leech Survived After Being Targeted by New York's Top Lawyer
93	93 Vote	Puppy Version of Alien
4	4 Vote	Killer Whales Go Through Menopause, but Do They Come Up With Anti-Muslim Gun Shop to Make You Feel Lucky, Punk?
3	3 Vote	I Thought All Muslims Are Constantly Raging About Everything. Except When They Are Ridic
2	2 Vote	Freddie Mercury Surrounded by a Highly Religious Jewish Man Today, Did Not Know Why!
3	3 Vote	Muslim Lawyer Arrested Waiting for Your Soul. So Good
3	3 Vote	Bring Me the Jewish, Italian, Chechen, Turkish, French Etc. Because of My Coworkers
2	2 Vote	This Guy Found Jesus and It's Hysterical
2	2 Vote	What I Do Them Jews...
2	2 Vote	Billboard in Indiana Shows Obama as Hitler and CHICKS ACTUALLY SWIPED RIGHT
72	72 Vote	Government Spies Can Now Use Google Maps 1	1

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