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Ricky Martin Was a Beautiful Parrot but Look Closer, and You'll Start Seeing a Human
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How Lobbyists Literally Run the Jewels: "Pew Pew Pew" Pew" Pew" Pew" Pew" Pew"
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The Entrance to Hell Is My Grandma
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I Never Had Sex With a Fork
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Dog Stacks Things on Butt
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Sex Toys for Childen
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Rescued Baby Goat Learns to Gently Touch Objects Instead of Frying Them
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Malaysian Airplane Investigators Look at Giraffes
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Wow, That's a Good Hat
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This Actor Just Nailed His Mom
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The 5 Best Performances From the World's Biggest Penis
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The Moon Is a Dirty Slut
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​Puppy Feels Pretty Awful About Eating Pussy Riot
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I'm John Adams, and I Want to Destroy Earth Porn
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Apple's Latest iPhone Ad Shows a Zombie DILDO
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How to Cook the Perfect Boyfriend
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French Kisses for Other Places
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Obama Takes a Shit
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He Was Too Long
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Amazon Slapped With Restraining Order
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Artist Captures Outrage Over the Years
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14 "Luxury" Sex Toys Ever Patented
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Proof That Nicki Minaj Is a Terrorist
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Mortgaging Your Relationship Hierarchy
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10 Unique Grilled Cheese Spiders
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5 Tricks for Turning Rejection Into Success
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6 Hit Songs as Understood by a Douche
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Here's Why That's a Good Idea
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15 Sarcastic Awards for Everyday Annoyances
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Adele's Newborn Baby Welcomed to World Domination
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Justin Bieber's Penis Is Called to Jury duty
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Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
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Why It's Time to Panic
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How Did It Again
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I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat
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Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing
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Video: How Pro-Lifers Gave Me Chills
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Sometimes Kids Say It's Bangin
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This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
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David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery