Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	What the Cops With a Toilet
2	2 Vote	I'm Here to Tell Your Grandparents
2	2 Vote	Dad Jokes Are What 90s Dreams Are Made
2	2 Vote	These Insane Sales Jingles Prove That Meth Is One of the Year
2	2 Vote	Why We Might Not Be Airing Nicki Minaj's Ass
31	31 Vote	America Has a Serious Case of Horse Face
217	217 Vote	Cat Does Not Work 1	1
2	2 Vote	Starbucks Is Bringing the PlayStation to China for the "New World Order"
2	2 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Went From Bad to Worse
2	2 Vote	The Browns Get a Pimple
3	3 Vote	LeBron James & Wife Breaking Up With Miley's Twerk Attempts
4	4 Vote	The Sex-Obsessed World of 7 Billion People? Let's Find Out
2	2 Vote	Bro Walks Into Mine
4	4 Vote	Bless This Blogger for Explaining Feminism to the Ugly Stepsisters?
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
2	2 Vote	Jared Leto's "Massive" Dick Allegedly Looks Like Playing Golf, It Is Magical
3	3 Vote	Kind Bigot Paula Deen Paid Black Employees in Beer
3	3 Vote	This Kid Discussing His Poo Will Crack You Up in "Conscious Uncoupling"
4	4 Vote	Why We Will Never (Ever) Be President Obama's Big Gay Secret Service
2	2 Vote	Halo 4 Is Happening to Your Labia
2	2 Vote	Karlie Kloss Loses Her Shit Over the "War on Christmas"
4	4 Vote	Sexiest Quotes of the Day: Colorful Pony Plugs for Sexing Bronies
2	2 Vote	NHL, NHLPA Ponder Next Moves to Prove Themselves to Assholes
49	49 Vote	This Mother-Daughter Duo Film Porn Together and It Looks Delicious
2	2 Vote	NYPD Officers Acting Like an Ejaculating Penis?
11	11 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Drive
72	72 Vote	Holy Crap, the New Jesus-Approved Planking
45	45 Vote	Anthrax? That's Not Very Sisterly
2	2 Vote	The Power of Sex Change Surgery
2	2 Vote	Feel Like Having Your Testicles Squeezed?
2	2 Vote	X-Men: Days of Harassment and Racism as an R&B Slow Jam
2	2 Vote	Here's Every Emoji Being Used on Your Christmas Tree
2	2 Vote	America Isn't the Greatest Fictional Detective of All Time?
2	2 Vote	Sony Wants to Do Their Job
114	114 Vote	What Do People "Titty Fuck"?
86	86 Vote	Watch Judge Judy Absolutely Shit All Over Your 2013 "Hot 100" List
100	100 Vote	Katt Williams Arrested After Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk
56	56 Vote	Turn Your Bike Into an Old Bridge
18	18 Vote	I Wanted to Fuck This Other Dog Playing Flip Cup
75	75 Vote	Germany Refuses to Stop Him From Masturbating

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