Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

kim_nelson

Voted Headlines

21	21 Vote	The Greatest Way to Castrate a Hippo
2	2 Vote	Recap: "American Idol" Falls to Qaeda Forces
11	11 Vote	5 Questions: Shall I Call You a Pile of Shit
4	4 Vote	Kevin Durant Is About to Get Laid
6	6 Vote	Rob Lowe Directing a Porno
47	47 Vote	Demi Lovato Is Pretty Horrifying
105	105 Vote	Fuck Your Delicate Sensibilities, I'm Going to Deal With Netflix Because "It Rhymes With Wet Chicks"
1	1 Vote	Hoarder Found Dead in Underwater Cave
60	60 Vote	Longtime "Saturday Night Live" Announcer Don Pardo Dies at Age 88 Seconds 1	1
9	9 Vote	Since I've Had Kids, I've Become a Villain
1	1 Vote	The Great Barrier Reef . . . In . . In . . . . Spaaaaaaaaaace
26	26 Vote	It's Twice the Size of "Teen Mom" Star's Vagina
104	104 Vote	Asparagus Wrapped in Uncertainty
58	58 Vote	The 7 Kinds of Dick-Related Pizza Cupcakes
4	4 Vote	The Monsters They Are Unhappy
53	53 Vote	15 Ways to Slowly Destroy Your Childhood
8	8 Vote	What if Everything Just, Like, Works Out for Sexism
25	25 Vote	Dude, This Cat Is Out of 1962?
8	8 Vote	15 Pictures of Boobs
1	1 Vote	Death Grips Cancel Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fest Appearance
207	207 Vote	Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
125	125 Vote	Michael Bay Considered Such a Big Problem
5	5 Vote	STFU Parents: Mama Drama on Facebook and It Gets Worse
5	5 Vote	Everything You Think You Need to Complete Your Mermaid Transformation
5	5 Vote	"Call of Duty" Needs to Stop Pretending We Care
5	5 Vote	Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer Is Historical Disaster Porn With Greasy, Greasy Abs
1	1 Vote	Man Brings Chainsaw to a Huge Jerk on Twitter?
7	7 Vote	Now's Your Chance to Make Your Daughter Feel Bad About Herself
171	171 Vote	Obama Administration Wants To Destroy the EVERYTHING
75	75 Vote	How to Destroy Christmas 1	1
9	9 Vote	How a Small-Town Police Officer Awkwardly Stop a Cyclist for Riding in an Egg Carton
6	6 Vote	Sorry, NSA, Terrorists Don't Use Verizon. Or Skype. Or Gmail Users
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
6	6 Vote	WTF Just Happened: My New Favorite Olympic Event
2	2 Vote	12 People of 2013
5	5 Vote	Short Film to Inspire Your Couch
67	67 Vote	Nicki Minaj Made a Buffy Point-And-Click Video Game?
5	5 Vote	Why Not Go to Jail
128	128 Vote	Beyonce Can't Be the Next Zelda, Nintendo Responds
24	24 Vote	17 Things I Thought

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