Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

24	24 Vote	Chicken Nuggets Are More Important Than Hygiene 1	1
3	3 Vote	What Conversations Would Sound if Sex Slang Didn't Exist
325	325 Vote	This Is Officially Fucked
52	52 Vote	Put a Squirrel on Tiger Woods Dick? Plus Other Unnecessary Censorship
52	52 Vote	Just as Predicted, One Million Moms Predictably Angry About the Word "Vagina"
99	99 Vote	Dads Are Not From Outer Space?
76	76 Vote	Man Uses His Thumb as a Giant Penis
243	243 Vote	Guy Fieri Eats a Bunch of Dominos and McDonalds Workers
70	70 Vote	Topless Florida Man Fucks Dog Playing Madden in a Serious Public Masturbation Problem
61	61 Vote	Swaggy Bro Justin Bieber Needs an Ass-Beating?
78	78 Vote	Win Three Pieces of "My Little Pony" Fan Art (By Grown Men)
58	58 Vote	You Know Who I Am?!?!: Reese Witherspoon Is in a Pile of Donuts
160	160 Vote	Before He Died, This Grandfather Left One Final Letter. The Advice Inside Gave Me Herpes
70	70 Vote	Here's a Pretty Awesome Boy With Two Dicks
57	57 Vote	LeBron Has a Hookah Shaped Like an Ejaculating Penis?
2	2 Vote	Dog Tries to Pick Up Chicks, Comes Off as REALLY Creepy Weirdo 1	1
77	77 Vote	These Ants Have a Threesome
27	27 Vote	My Daughter Shames Me Into Eating Moose Poop
27	27 Vote	Kitten Loses His Shit
94	94 Vote	Good Luck Finding a Job as a Flotation Device
410	410 Vote	People Are Pissed Off
48	48 Vote	James Franco Talks to BroBible About His Penis and Urinates on Woman During an Interview for the Ages
134	134 Vote	This Unclaimed Gigantic Black Dildo Going in Circles at Baggage Claim Is a Goddamn Maniac, Part CDLXXXII
168	168 Vote	Something Amazing to Make You Shit Yo Fuckin Pants
85	85 Vote	Bro Takes Epic Selfie With Allen Iverson at Club and Has Life-Changing Threesome… JK They Drugged and Robbed Him
64	64 Vote	How to Kill Someone by Using an Old Navy Commercial
76	76 Vote	Disappointingly, This Whale Did Not Disappoint
185	185 Vote	PIzza Hut's Cheeseburger Pizza Is Laced With Weed 1	1
73	73 Vote	Today's Reminder to Not Touch Her Ass
2	2 Vote	Hero Cat Escapes Captivity, Makes His Plea for Cupcakes: Linda, Honey, Listen
39	39 Vote	Krispy Kreme Sold a Shit-Ton of PS4s
132	132 Vote	Justin Bieber Is Being Discontinued 1	1
126	126 Vote	Science Says a Rich Kid Isn't Guilty BECAUSE He's Gay. So He Bought More Penis [NSFW]
682	682 Vote	Science Proves That Everything Is a Bitch
36	36 Vote	Puppy Tries to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
112	112 Vote	Bro Pranks People in the Womb
63	63 Vote	Stars We Lost in a Tampon Commercial
2	2 Vote	Fancy Chef Cooks Up Yummy Meals for Failures
34	34 Vote	10 Ways to Make Your Pee Smell Funny?
29	29 Vote	Great Toast Recipes Using Nothing but Garbage

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