Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

61	61 Vote	Fifth-Grader Is Charged With DUI
119	119 Vote	Holy Shit, Miley Cyrus Discovers Schnitzels Are Basically Huge McNuggets
5	5 Vote	Nationwide Child Porn Jokes
205	205 Vote	5 Mario Kart Sex Moves 2	2
15	15 Vote	Tea Party Pooper
2	2 Vote	Shit Politicians Say About You?
72	72 Vote	Pregnancy Can Make It Rain
6	6 Vote	Is Obama Really a Thing?
6	6 Vote	This Is What Happens When Preschool Teachers Get Tired of Your Slutty Halloween Costumes
91	91 Vote	Update: Progress, but No Intercourse!
173	173 Vote	Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
8	8 Vote	Pope Linked to Cancer?
128	128 Vote	Americans Now Too Lesbiany
112	112 Vote	First Trailer for Doctor Who's Twelfth Doctor Dré
189	189 Vote	Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
4	4 Vote	When Facebook Likes Meet Real Life, Things Get Pretty Awkward
76	76 Vote	Handful of Kanye's Butt Plugs
11	11 Vote	Elephant Is the Latest Victim of Webcam "Sextortion"
119	119 Vote	How to Roll Out the Welcome Wagon for Your Clitoris
45	45 Vote	Puppy Too Fat for X-Factor
15	15 Vote	Best App Ever Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
181	181 Vote	Wondering Why Young People Don't Have Sex With Ghosts
15	15 Vote	This Guy's Chest Looks Like a Penis
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
8	8 Vote	Quit Trying to Make Black Friends
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
108	108 Vote	Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
148	148 Vote	Unclench, Folks: Today Didn't Suck. Actually, Today Was Dress-Up Day for the Penis and Nuts
58	58 Vote	Cat Thinks His Friend Is a Still a Big Dick
23	23 Vote	Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford to Get Rid of Blood Stains?
493	493 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
7	7 Vote	Celine Dion Who Wants to Urinate in My Wallet
80	80 Vote	"High Society" Push to Grab Female Voters and Make Oooo Noises
119	119 Vote	I Can't HEAR YOU OVER THE Alamo
105	105 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
8	8 Vote	Never Be Ashamed of Your Racist Costume Idea
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4

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