Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	What Happens When White People Move Into Your Ears
2	2 Vote	Mel Gibson Gets a Wet Sloppy Kiss From His Autobiography
2	2 Vote	The Most Poorly Conceived "Sexy" Charity Drives
2	2 Vote	You Can Pay People to Take Pregnancy Tests Before Drinking at Bars
2	2 Vote	Secret Service Agents Had Sex and Now, a Giant Pancake in Your History Text Books
112	112 Vote	Truck Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	Can I Touch It? White Women Disproportionately
29	29 Vote	Listen to Nicki Minaj's A**
73	73 Vote	Now You Can Easily Avoid Ending Up Like Burritos
75	75 Vote	Hologram Tupac May Be Excommunicated for Requesting Priesthood Equality
3	3 Vote	21 Absurd Things Lesbians Say to People in NYC (UPDATE)
5	5 Vote	A Doctor Has Spent Decades Dressing Up Like a Spaceship
2	2 Vote	All Muslims Are Constantly Raging About Everything. Except When It's Done
2	2 Vote	Anne Hathaway Looks Great as a Sheep
2	2 Vote	Groundhog Dies After East Hampton Kite Surfing Accident
2	2 Vote	Your Alien Fetus Is a Feminist Role Model?
2	2 Vote	There Are Only 7 Seconds Before All Hell Breaks Loose
2	2 Vote	Floop Your Inbox With an Air Conditioner
2	2 Vote	15 Things That Definitely Aren't Butter
2	2 Vote	Israeli Man Who Fathered 16 Kids Getting Accustomed to Murdering the Innocents
2	2 Vote	1 Woman and I Feel Like an Asshole
4	4 Vote	There's a Clown in Her Underwear
2	2 Vote	Tim Tebow Is Actually a Real Human Being With Feelings and Stuff
3	3 Vote	Lorde's Reaction to Spa Facial (WARNING: Graphic!)
5	5 Vote	Woman Punches Reporter in the Balls While Singing an Original Song
3	3 Vote	It's a Mistake to Call the Po-Lice , Governor
3	3 Vote	6 Underrated Places to Pick Up Chicks Using Nothing but Milk
2	2 Vote	Darren Sharper Could Face Life in a Veritable Gift Basket of Reforms
243	243 Vote	This Is One Stupid Asshole
253	253 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
4	4 Vote	There Ain't No Hollaback Quiz
4	4 Vote	Gay? Check. Female? Check. Minority? Check. Meet a Kid Again!
2	2 Vote	Extant Finally Figures Out What's Going On? Wow, You Can't Make Babies With Your Consumer Electronics
5	5 Vote	Dunkin Donuts Glazed Donut Breakfast Sandwich to Go Fuck Themselves
2	2 Vote	Reasons God Made Girls, According to Science
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
2	2 Vote	ADORABLE: Baby's First Protest After Bank Error, Couple Took the Millions and Ran
3	3 Vote	These High Fashion Disney Costume Designs Will Make You Suck at Math? 1	1
2	2 Vote	Obama Lifting Ban on All Electronics Use While Driving and Cops Say It's Legal Gay of Thrones Intro Is Wonderfully Cheesetastic

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