Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
7	7 Vote	There's No Such Thing as an Xbox One
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
202	202 Vote	This Is a Terrible Idea
226	226 Vote	All Republicans Want to Fuck Me 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
243	243 Vote	The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
420	420 Vote	Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women 2	2
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
169	169 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
421	421 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
6	6 Vote	Capcom Confirms Resident Evil 5 Headed to Jail
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
239	239 Vote	Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway 1	1
234	234 Vote	What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica 2	2
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds

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