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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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Hey Miley Cyrus, Lay Off Obama
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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One Jew's Take on What Kids Really Need to Know About the Loch Ness Monster's Existence
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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Clinically Depressed Rob Pattinson Cavorts With Models in New Music Video Complete With Construction of Empty Soulless Towers
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69 Things More Erotic Than the President
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Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech
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Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune!
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Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water
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Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool
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Oh Great, Now I'm Dead
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Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying
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I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M
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21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All
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Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz
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Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON
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Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER
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Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry
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Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP
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50 Things You Might Have Heard
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Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues
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When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds
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Official List of Lists
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This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted
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Tim O'Reilly on His Own Murder
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Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters
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Google+'s Real Goal Is Mars
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Why I'm Switching Back to Earth