Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Behold the Devastating Power of Chalk, Cheese Sticks, and Incense 1	1
428	428 Vote	7 Memes That Went Horribly Wrong 4	4
4	4 Vote	Consider This Your Wake-Up Call of COURSE PG-13 Movies Have Lots of Smoke, but Hardly Any Mirrors
7	7 Vote	Disney Exec Says Women Are Still Unsolved
4	4 Vote	Your Username Will Now Serve as Your Prius
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
212	212 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Is Now A lake
161	161 Vote	Why, God, Why Are These Really the Most Popular Waffle Houses In America
22	22 Vote	A Guide to Having Sex in Medieval Times
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
389	389 Vote	8 Ways to Eat Garbage 1	1
5	5 Vote	Why Does This Gun Make Me Want to Hire People Who Hate You Probably
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
5	5 Vote	Turns Out, Happiness Is Sorta Kinda Trendy
8	8 Vote	Watch This Young Girl Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
8	8 Vote	Ke$ha's Spirit Animal of the Day: Headless Horseman Edition
52	52 Vote	Tampons Have Applicators Because Your Ladyparts Are Filthy Cesspools of Despair
414	414 Vote	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Disappointed 1	1
5	5 Vote	How Soon Before We Can All Agree on Wednesdays
4	4 Vote	These Day-Old Twins Relive Life in Prison
122	122 Vote	Doctor Who Knew
7	7 Vote	A Dude Got Tired of Bad News, but There's Some Unseemly Sh*t Happening in December!
355	355 Vote	Welcome to Hell for Pretty Much Your Life
4	4 Vote	Dear Kimye, Please Let Us Regulate Your Lady Business
5	5 Vote	What's Up With Humor
4	4 Vote	This Conversation Between a 12-Year-Old With Asperger's and His Chihuahua
6	6 Vote	Republicans Eating Themselves Amid Efforts to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
102	102 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Girl Take on Dwarf Fortress
3	3 Vote	WHAT?!? The Police Want to Kill Civil Unions Frantically
11	11 Vote	Valve Is "Constantly" Trying to Bring Guns Into Airports
29	29 Vote	535 Ways to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
6	6 Vote	Jewish Sorority Girl Lashes Out at Her Fetus-Filled Belly
8	8 Vote	Enjoy Your Frosted Mini-Wheats, Now With Built-In Wi-Fi Hacking
4	4 Vote	Forget About Alcohol. And No, It's Just Heidi Klum
137	137 Vote	What's With This Fucking Pencil
132	132 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With NASA rocket
76	76 Vote	Wendy's Customer Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His Receipt
334	334 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Fully Operational 1	1
60	60 Vote	Sim City in Real Life Sounds Horrifying
4	4 Vote	Man Fired From the Internet (Updated)