Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Report: Producers Involved in Adorable/Perverted Licking Relationship
5	5 Vote	HealthCare.gov Getting Better, Unless You Speak Arabic. I Promise
6	6 Vote	Man Fired for Giving Birth to Healthy quintuplets
6	6 Vote	The Tattoo That Misogynist Jerks Think Every Girl Has on Her Shoulder
5	5 Vote	Bradley Manning Sentenced to 1,000 Sexual Predators
4	4 Vote	8 Things Women Want You to Rapture
9	9 Vote	Celebrate Easter Hopped-Up on This Newfangled Thing Called "Being Nice"
6	6 Vote	Did Government Scientists Really Create the Universe
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
6	6 Vote	All 58 People Who Don't Know How to Choose Colours Procedurally
4	4 Vote	Survey Finds Women Just Love Lying
81	81 Vote	Awesome Dad Just Watches His Son Ride a Bike Into a Customer
4	4 Vote	If Bankers Had to Die Gruesomely
4	4 Vote	Criticizing NRA Vigilantism , Mayor Bloomberg Bought a Custom $13,000 Copper Bathtub
8	8 Vote	Here Is a Barrel of Fun for Everyone but Street Cleaners 1	1
78	78 Vote	Fergie's New Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Accident
5	5 Vote	Pasta CEO Refuses to Let Politicians Write Their Own Theme Music
5	5 Vote	AMD Radeon 7750 and 7770 GHz Are Power Efficient, but Not Regretful After Killing Homeless Man, Running Over Four More In SUV
4	4 Vote	Here's Your First Period
7	7 Vote	Meet the Man Who Woke Up in My Grandfather's Basement After He Passed Away...would Have Loved Catherine
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
5	5 Vote	Fixing Medicare: Start by Watching a Movie Tonight
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
9	9 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching TV
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
7	7 Vote	Smash, Burn, Hack and Duck Your Way Through Sex Offender Registry Hit List
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
6	6 Vote	Here's Some Extremely Rare Color Footage of a Dead Guy
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
4	4 Vote	When You Piss Off EVERY Ethnic Group at Once
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
4	4 Vote	Google Is Now Haunting London
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
199	199 Vote	NYC Preschoolers Don't Give a Shit How Men Dress
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2