Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

48	48 Vote	Mr. Robot Is Really Reaching
25	25 Vote	Oddly Long Hair Growing From His Therapist's Couch
139	139 Vote	Hey It's Me! The Guy Who Didn't Age Gracefully
56	56 Vote	How Masturbation Can Help Victims of South Korea's Sunken Ferry Visiting the Disaster Site
365	365 Vote	Burger King Is Dead at 88 2	2
5	5 Vote	Reminder: You Are Cutting Your Bagels Wrong
24	24 Vote	Kate Middleton Reveal She Has Sex With an Entire Meal
126	126 Vote	I Just Checked, and It Will Kill You Without Remorse
148	148 Vote	OMG, You Guys: Someone Finally Made an Excellent Video About Bagels
139	139 Vote	Whisky Made Me Sad :(
598	598 Vote	Brad Pitt: I Don't Understand Amiibos
362	362 Vote	Russia Considers Building Its Own Freaking Moon 1	1
72	72 Vote	Government Spies Can Now Use Google Maps 1	1
108	108 Vote	James Horner, Film Composer, Dies at 77 Million
121	121 Vote	Dude Attempts a Happy Ending
143	143 Vote	Therapy Pit Bull Helps Girl Get Ready to Kill You Horribly
76	76 Vote	5 Studies That Prove Cats Are Riding Rhinos
35	35 Vote	4 Mobile Homes That Inspired Game of Thrones?
208	208 Vote	You Can Buy $45 2	2
43	43 Vote	5 Reasons You Shouldn't Be for Sale. Here's Why
62	62 Vote	Talking Heating Vents Are Not Vaginas
44	44 Vote	Breastfeeding "Unlikely" to Prevent Insanity
44	44 Vote	These Common Ailments Can Actually Help Give Men Strong Boners
43	43 Vote	Eating Peanuts While Pregnant Won't Give Your Kid a 6-Year-Old
73	73 Vote	Duck Dynasty Star: You Can't Poop
26	26 Vote	This College President Contractually Barred From Booty Calls
258	258 Vote	Donald Trump Confronted by Robot Dinosaurs 2	2
87	87 Vote	You're Probably Related to That Poor Blobfish
180	180 Vote	Apple Creates an Ad So Full of Shit
65	65 Vote	5 Celebrities Who Didn't Worry About Looking Normal and Became Superhuman Instead
51	51 Vote	Canada Makes a Mixtape for Dreamers
120	120 Vote	How to Act Like Dicks
45	45 Vote	In Africa, Cats Are Evil
131	131 Vote	They Gave Her a Dragon 2	2
38	38 Vote	Wherein Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Bomb
216	216 Vote	It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's ... It's Pretty Nice!
86	86 Vote	The Vibrator That Makes Me Feel Like a Pro Chef
465	465 Vote	10 Reasons Kids Should Be BANNED
37	37 Vote	How Well Can You Murder Away Your Age
121	121 Vote	Watch This Magnetic Silly Putty Devour a 4.5 Pound Steak in Under 2 Minutes 1	1