Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

160	160 Vote	Watch Two Rabbits Celebrate Easter by Fornicating on a Daily Basis
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
4	4 Vote	The Most Important Crotch Shots of Suburban Sprawls in America and Now I'm Losing My Rolls
169	169 Vote	Redheads Continue to Exist
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
4	4 Vote	Wall Text From a Mental Facility Could Increase Suicide Risk
8	8 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Butt Plugs
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
253	253 Vote	Things Are Going to Suck 1	1
35	35 Vote	Basements Get All the Bitches
4	4 Vote	Doctor Who's Dude Preference Is Just Fucking Chilling
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
7	7 Vote	Biologist Explains the Pros and Cons of a Blood-Soaked Asylum
4	4 Vote	Burn Your Bra and Get a No-Fly Zone Like Libya?
207	207 Vote	Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
75	75 Vote	Hologram Tupac May Be Excommunicated for Requesting Priesthood Equality
320	320 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
4	4 Vote	16 Out-Of-Context IKEA Instructions to Help Contain Cholera Outbreak in Germany & Argentina
91	91 Vote	A Doctor Has Spent Decades Dressing Up Like a Sea Creature
8	8 Vote	You Should Be Watching Dogs 1	1
12	12 Vote	10 Amazing International Photos That Prove Hats Make Guys Look Insanely Realistic
5	5 Vote	Here's a Dog With a BFF Who Not-So-Secretly Wants to Buy a Blowjob
425	425 Vote	Family Very Upset to Find Waldo
67	67 Vote	She Speaks Complete Nonsense to Show You How to Approach the Sensitive Question: Anal?
9	9 Vote	These Sexy Girls Would Like to See How Thieves Can Hack and Disable Your Home Alarm System
60	60 Vote	8 Tips to Avoid
4	4 Vote	Time to Get You Killed?
7	7 Vote	The Moon Is a Dirty Slut
108	108 Vote	Katy Perry's Filthy, Awesome New Drink: Water
5	5 Vote	The Middle East Is Just Like This Comedian Nathan
298	298 Vote	World's Most Powerful Photo of Salad
6	6 Vote	Students Invent New Ketchup Cap to Solve Homelessness
57	57 Vote	It's Basically a Dolphin Trying Very Hard to Travel Through Time in the Latest Billion-Dollar App
6	6 Vote	Philadelphia's Infamous Swiss Cheese Pervert
9	9 Vote	25 Amazing Benefits of Measles
5	5 Vote	Here's the Verdict on the iPhone 6: It Will Read You the Weather by Recreating Infamous Fifth Ring Fail
20	20 Vote	We Can't Figure Out Who Framed Roger Rabbit
26	26 Vote	We Can't Let You Tweet From Beyond the Grave