Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

122	122 Vote	Malaysia Is Fighting Giant, Fire-Breathing Spiders
400	400 Vote	Pokemon Is So Powerful It Left These News Anchors in Tears
471	471 Vote	The Lesbian Version of Oculus Rift Is Going Viral and Nobody Can Explain
54	54 Vote	The Subway Kittens Were on High Alert
64	64 Vote	Here's a 10-Second Guide to Scamming Christmas Ghosts
368	368 Vote	Dude… You're Not a Known Giver of Fucks 2	2
143	143 Vote	Bees Are in Couples Therapy
47	47 Vote	Joss Whedon Says Deleted Ant-Man Script Was Just Found in a Mosque
61	61 Vote	10 Easy Ways to Be Boring Sounding
6	6 Vote	The 28 Funniest Notes Written by Somebody Else
212	212 Vote	I Am Turning Into a Car: Report Reveals
317	317 Vote	Hey Internet, This Amazing Story Is BS
320	320 Vote	Facebook Notification: You Are a Terrible Friend 1	1
375	375 Vote	Yes... Yes... I Am Death 1	1
169	169 Vote	And This Is His Dick?
135	135 Vote	This Lamp Tells You He's Gay?
4	4 Vote	12 Reasons We Were Kids?
279	279 Vote	7 Horrific Realities of Being Pure at Heart
473	473 Vote	How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy 2	2
319	319 Vote	Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker 1	1
6	6 Vote	Why Supervillains Always Keep Chocolate Cake Mix
285	285 Vote	Marvel Announces Every Spider-Man in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
296	296 Vote	Watch Justin Bieber Dating So Many SPIDERS 3	3
219	219 Vote	You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
322	322 Vote	21 Ways to Eat Bees 2	2
58	58 Vote	A Burrito Is Not Guaranteed
369	369 Vote	7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance
227	227 Vote	Relieve the Tension With a Deadly Weapon
5	5 Vote	Stop Everything and Watch This Hunky Jock Defend "The Gay People"
6	6 Vote	President Obama Says He'll Continue to Exist 1	1
5	5 Vote	People Are So Ripped
106	106 Vote	For Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused by Pumpkin Pie
7	7 Vote	An Education in American Schools Still Leaves Kids Ignorant
5	5 Vote	Justin Bieber Posted a Topless Picture, Y'all
9	9 Vote	Man Lands in NHL Fan's Beer
114	114 Vote	Expert Help for Your Transgender Baby Moose
8	8 Vote	Pubic Hair Is God's Defining Achievement
75	75 Vote	China Lowers Speed of Light? 1	1
7	7 Vote	This Year, They're the Worst. SHRIMP
5	5 Vote	4 Hilariously Passive-Aggressive Ways People Dodged Death (Repeatedly) 1	1