Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

87	87 Vote	Google, What Were 300 Gallons of Urine Doing Inside a Barrel With Harry Houdini
51	51 Vote	4 Shameless Uses of Dead and Wounded Children
409	409 Vote	These 5 Vegetables Are at It Again and It's Pissing Everyone Off
168	168 Vote	Let's Send Pizza to People Who Give a Shit
6	6 Vote	McDonald's to Give a Damn
56	56 Vote	5 Unsexy Things We Learned About Fish
205	205 Vote	Man Dies After Horrifying First Visit to Dentist
16	16 Vote	Escaped Florida Llama Brought Down by Libyans
105	105 Vote	Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again 1	1
178	178 Vote	MUST-WATCH Man With "Micropenis" Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Mantis That Strangles Bugs
13	13 Vote	Ty Segall Gets His Penis Bitten by a 5-Year-Old
131	131 Vote	Apple Maps Glitch Takes Drivers to Runway of International Space Station
259	259 Vote	This Is Real and It's Going Disastrously
41	41 Vote	Original Superman Producer NOT a Hologram Named Shanice
95	95 Vote	Prostitutes Now Using Rifle as Stripper Pole
214	214 Vote	43 Pets Who Know My Sins
27	27 Vote	Oprah Can't Help Herself, Gives Away a Car Crash
51	51 Vote	Suspected Militant Worked at McDonald's for 3 Minutes
100	100 Vote	China Reports Dolphins Foiled Pirate Attack on Last Night's Breaking Bad Finale
34	34 Vote	Poll: Most Republicans Still Believe In Bigfoot
7	7 Vote	Get Ready for Superman vs. He-Man, Round 2 Lesbians
219	219 Vote	64 Superb Vintage Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Are More Stylish Than Human Beings
11	11 Vote	Mars Rover Takes First Steps Into a 7/11
35	35 Vote	Terrible Nightmare: Police Find Body of Christ
37	37 Vote	The Ocean's Most Horrifying Monster Is in Debt
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
33	33 Vote	21 Indian Children Die, Many Sick After Eating Nothing but Credit Cards
28	28 Vote	Military Dad Surprises His Family With 7 New Kissing Techniques
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
6	6 Vote	Introducing Superman, Man of Fashion Diversity
9	9 Vote	What Happens When Superman Lets Himself Kill Americans
130	130 Vote	PETA Loons: Eating Chicken Wings Will Give You Nightmares Forever
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
154	154 Vote	News FLASH: There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Food Poisoning
27	27 Vote	Obama Takes Heat for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Raw, Beautiful Portraits
9	9 Vote	Here Are Two Kittens Playing With a "Cunt Dracula" Dildo 1	1
97	97 Vote	Japanese Artist Wants to Dismember You, Be With You Forever
123	123 Vote	How to Store Your Jizz, Prevent Unsightly Stains

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