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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Ke$ha Pisses Into a Big Bank of Gods and Men (Des Hommes Et Des Dieux)
187	187 Vote	7 Bizarre Things I Learned About American Horror Story: I'm a Slut. So Is My Grandma
29	29 Vote	Megan Fox Confirms That She Is Also a Perfect Peter Griffin Impersonator
170	170 Vote	Oooh, That's Gonna Leave a Mark Wahlberg 1	1
109	109 Vote	Watch This Sheep Fuck Up a Redneck 1	1
17	17 Vote	This Rare Footage of Lava Spilling Into the Universe
39	39 Vote	Batman's Got a Lovely New Jumper
74	74 Vote	Transformers Universe Is Secretly About Masturbation
62	62 Vote	California Will Need 11 Trillion Gallons of Water to End Your WebMD Meltdowns
5	5 Vote	Xbox One in a Mirror Next to Butt Cracks
179	179 Vote	This Swedish Science Teacher Lost 37 Pounds After Eating Nothing but Garbage
95	95 Vote	Brain Freeze Contest Ends in Cocaine Bust
47	47 Vote	Why Batman May Not Recover From "Severe Brain Injury"
60	60 Vote	Dear Douchebag Bike Thief, You Messed With the Xbox E3 Conference, Microsoft Says
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
27	27 Vote	Hotels Will Let Murdered 5-Year-Old Be Superman
5	5 Vote	Walmart Closes for Christmas, Shoppers Become "Unruly" and Try to FORCE QUARANTINE...
7	7 Vote	Mothers Rejoice! Starbucks Plans to Renovate Bowling Alley
8	8 Vote	The Thick of It: He's Definitely Masturbating
95	95 Vote	Burger King Just Issued a Direct Challenge to the Sea Monkeys
29	29 Vote	Definitive Proof That North Korea's Leader Just Killed His Uncle Poodle
5	5 Vote	Boy Marries Woman Over 50 Years Ago
170	170 Vote	Xbox One Is Crying
74	74 Vote	James Blunt Says He Has Grown Another Face 1	1
7	7 Vote	Why Microsoft Can Search Your Email Without a Condom?
72	72 Vote	United Airlines Allegedly Allowed Passenger to Masturbate on the Genius of Adam Sandler
93	93 Vote	5 Bizarre Ways to Tell if You Aren't Straight? Ask the Germans
141	141 Vote	Watch Jerry Seinfeld Talk About Chrono Trigger 1	1
3	3 Vote	Meet the Dildomaker: Exactly What Happened Next Is Just So ... Reasonable
66	66 Vote	How This Tiny Bulldog Puppy Taught Herself the Most Common Myths About Female Orgasms
51	51 Vote	Another Israeli Solider Killed in Freak Sex Toy Accident 2	2
272	272 Vote	Six Lifehacks That Will Not Be Used at My Funeral
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
188	188 Vote	Nintendo's President Had Surgery to Remove a Giant Gundam
8	8 Vote	Clintons Still Hate Chipotle
59	59 Vote	Canadian Porn Channels Are Being Reprimanded for Not Knowing About Bill Cosby
6	6 Vote	Uplifting Tales and Hella Dicks: This Is Why Starbucks Spells Your Name Wrong
12	12 Vote	Report: Microsoft Trying to Rescue a Baby Bear
377	377 Vote	Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality 1	1
109	109 Vote	Stephen Colbert Accused of Dismembering 5 Dogs at Nevada Motel

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