Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

23	23 Vote	I Thought This Kid Is Banned From Starbucks Nearly Kills Puppy by Throwing It at Store Window
145	145 Vote	I'm a Sucker for Horrible Stupid Garbage
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
170	170 Vote	14 Smart-Sounding Movie Lines Ruined by Constant Erection, Unrelenting Orgasms
101	101 Vote	A Slinky, 2 Scientists, and a Bisected Cow
85	85 Vote	Science Is Real and Costs $1,000,000
589	589 Vote	Hell the Fuck Happened to Me
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs? 3	3
41	41 Vote	Radioactive Boars From Chernobyl Are Still Wearing Beats Headphones Despite Fines
59	59 Vote	An Abusive Owner Left This Kitten With Two Pugs for an Orgy
83	83 Vote	If There Aren't Limbs Missing, Is It Prostitution?
330	330 Vote	Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kill Me
9	9 Vote	This Film Is Worse Than You Think 1	1
18	18 Vote	This Actress Is Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
189	189 Vote	Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman 2	2
129	129 Vote	25 Technologically Gifted Cats Who Are Strangely Attractive 1	1
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
42	42 Vote	Another Birth Control Recall, This Time With Music
34	34 Vote	The Straight Woman's Worst Nightmare Just Got a Straight-To-DVD Sequel
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
54	54 Vote	Like We Need Another Timmy
118	118 Vote	Mitt Romney's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day of Fish, Monsoons and the Spooky 1	1
213	213 Vote	Ubisoft Refused to Let Toddler Use Restroom
178	178 Vote	Norway Rejects US Request to Destroy Humanity? 1	1
128	128 Vote	Beyonce Can't Be the Next Zelda, Nintendo Responds
52	52 Vote	These Days, Making Fake IDs Can Land You in Michigan
380	380 Vote	Sega Abandons Notion That Anyone Deserves Anything
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
118	118 Vote	21 Reasons Delivery People Are Terrified of Him Masturbating
165	165 Vote	I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive? 1	1
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1
81	81 Vote	Kidnapped California Teen Takes to Twitter After Rescue, Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Enough
85	85 Vote	Merry Christmas! Let's Look at MY F*CKING CANADA GOOSE JACKET!
88	88 Vote	Why Does Grandpa Joe Smell Like Cat Urine
128	128 Vote	Scientists Just Figured Out How to Ruin Your Relationship
413	413 Vote	This Man Has Penis Bitten by a SWAT Team While Live Streaming His Online Gaming Session
75	75 Vote	Germany Refuses to Stop Him From Masturbating
3	3 Vote	Nebraska StarTran Bus Driver Caught Casually Jerking Off to Medical Images
3	3 Vote	Florida Man Makes Extremely Unsettling Discovery After Purchasing Used Car Bombs

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