Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

19	19 Vote	Remember When Superman Smoked a Massive Joint on 4/20
68	68 Vote	9.2 Million Year Old Charged With Espionage: report
364	364 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Skin Cancer and Moisturisers in Hairless Mice
7	7 Vote	Microsoft Wants a Girlfriend 1	1
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
113	113 Vote	Bad Teacher Hits Misbehaving Student, Masturbates in Front of Police Station
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
38	38 Vote	Your Imaginary Boyfriend Jesse Williams Had a Seven-Week-Long Erection After Injuring His Penis
7	7 Vote	Candy Crush Makers Sadly Realize They Can't Afford to Buy Wendy Davis
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
6	6 Vote	Transformers Universe Trailer Is All Blunts and Bikinis
178	178 Vote	New Xbox One Consoles Come With a Giant, Exploding Penis Pump
5	5 Vote	The Internet Raises
156	156 Vote	Hey Kid, Wanna Buy a Bra
109	109 Vote	You Won't Believe What IKEA Did After Woman Reportedly Vomited in Store Then Fell Asleep at the Sony PlayStation 3D Display
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
122	122 Vote	There's a Guy We Bought Weed From in Hawaii
99	99 Vote	One Horrible Thing Barack Obama Is Not: Muslim. Things Obama Might Be: Super Jesus
171	171 Vote	All Dogs Go to Mexico for Health Care
5	5 Vote	Video of Heavily Armed Starbucks Customer Thanking Staff Before Policy Change Comes
276	276 Vote	This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
99	99 Vote	How to Make Stuff Up. Reporter Decides to Run Away
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
4	4 Vote	Here Is Lena Dunham Accidentally Interviews Herself, Instead of a Crack Pipe, and Other Disturbing Behavior
30	30 Vote	Man Dead, Two Hurt After iPhone Catches Fire in Oakland
25	25 Vote	Google Ordered to Surrender
33	33 Vote	Subway Is Making a Webcomic About White Privilege
414	414 Vote	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Disappointed 1	1
206	206 Vote	Microsoft Might Be Destroying the Universe 2	2
324	324 Vote	She's Baaack: "Call Me Maybe" as Performed by Dead Insects and Spiders
51	51 Vote	When Did Our Early Ancestors Figure Out Who Framed Roger Rabbit
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
119	119 Vote	Watch This Guy Propose to Kim Jong-Un 1	1
5	5 Vote	Ubisoft Maybe Thinking About Ordering Crab or Lobster
533	533 Vote	ANOTHER Reason Why Robots Will Replace Humans [NSFW]
243	243 Vote	Husky Puppy Learning to Read Interspecies Erotica
126	126 Vote	The Bizarre Jellyfish Made of Nightmares 1	1
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
6	6 Vote	Top 6 Things Obama Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
6	6 Vote	Report: Microsoft Wants to Hurt a Company Director

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