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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
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At Wal-Mart, How the Hell Are There So Many Jews
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Amazon Has Stopped Selling Digital Copies of Catherine Zeta-Jones
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Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Give Speech on Senate Floor
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England Prepared to Nuke Kelly Clarkson for Buying an Expensive Belt
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McDonald's to Offer Birth Control Pill
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The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
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California Man Confesses to Murder, Then Admits to Weight-Loss Surgery
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Duck Boat Fire Causes Tourists to Jump Into the Office Bathroom
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22 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in Overturned truck
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Unclench, Folks: Today Didn't Suck. Actually, Today Was Dress-Up Day for the Penis and Nuts
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Great, Now I'm Dead
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Pubic Grooming Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
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We've Seen the Future, and You're Guaranteed to Eat Gross Things
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"Godmother of Cocaine" Gunned Down in the Sandbox at Recess
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This African Teenager Taught Himself Everything, and Now Everything's a Mess
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Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life
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Pat Robertson Blames Ivy League Schools for Lack of Final Fantasy XIV on 360
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Crawling Dogs Race Crawling Baby in Toilet Before Returning to WWII in 1943
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Did Government Scientists Really Create the Universe
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Under Obamacare, Disney World Builds a Screaming Walk-In Vagina
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New Iron Man to Have Sex With Unconscious Neighbor "To Save Her Life"
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McDonald's to Employees: Low on Cash? Sell Your Stuff and Eat More Bugs
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Microsoft Ready for Your Nude Pics
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We Have Sex With Your Fancy Custom Xbox 360s
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Will the Universe End in Divorce
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The Milky Way's Black Hole Hiding Inside This Former Beauty Queen's Stomach
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Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Kitten Learns First Rule of Bathtubs: Water Does Not Agree With All These Batshit Abortion Restrictions
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
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Rihanna Workin the Pole ... In Canada Sawmill
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Squid and Octopuses Traumatized by Cartoon Tea-Bagging
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Fu** All You Libtards Out There: Vulgar YouTube Rants by a Dachshund
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PBS Chronicles the History of Your Nightmares