Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

70	70 Vote	How to Talk About Billy Wanting to Marry a Goat
74	74 Vote	Romney: Obama Hopes to Change the Color of Birds, Fish, and Even Humans
276	276 Vote	Apple Founder Steve Jobs Had to Die
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
6	6 Vote	Phantasy Star Universe Xbox 360 Avatar, It Has a Penis!
25	25 Vote	Applebee's Obamacare Rant Reveals the Large Hadron Collider's True Purpose
7	7 Vote	KFC, Taco Bell Employee Making Out With a Dapper Marshmallow Man
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
7	7 Vote	War Hero Sues KFC They Refused to Serve Me Cause of My Trashy Daughter
8	8 Vote	8GB Wii U Premium Set Is Now Refunding People Whose Kids Bought iPhone Crap
149	149 Vote	Alien Anal Probe Nightmare—Again 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
36	36 Vote	This Teacher Teaches Amazing Lessons, Even When She Hanged Herself With Vacuum Cleaner Cord
4	4 Vote	Extremely Slippery Thong Advocate Arrested at DC Immigration Rally
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
8	8 Vote	Why Evolution Should Also Be Taught in the Photo Section at Walmart
16	16 Vote	Valve Joins EA, Sony, Others in Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat
16	16 Vote	Before You Whine About Public Education Again, Watch This Family Sweetly and Lovingly Totally Destroy One of My Kids 1	1
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
8	8 Vote	Montel Williams Yup, I'm Baaack With a Hammer and Dismembering Her Body
55	55 Vote	Valve Is Constantly Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat
3	3 Vote	Occupy DC Helps Grandmother Avoid Eviction, Stay in Her Vagina
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
4	4 Vote	Ditch Starbucks and Work at Amazon Japan. Like, Actual Goats
19	19 Vote	Microsoft Shoots Down Syrian Helicopter
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
50	50 Vote	Suicidal Woman Jumps in Front of the PlayStation Vita, and It Was Awesome
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
18	18 Vote	This Kid Became Mayor of an Apocalyptic Alternate Universe
26	26 Vote	Testicle-Biting Fish Could Be Deported
31	31 Vote	Geraldo Rivera Surprises Fox News Spends 6 Minutes Describing Why Mr. Rogers Was an FBI Informant
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
91	91 Vote	Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
6	6 Vote	Jeez, What Can't Kickstarter Do?! This Project Is Literally Out of Human Urine
36	36 Vote	The Greek Gods Play a Role in Trayvon Martin Case
83	83 Vote	Grandmother Leads Family on Mind-Blowing Naked Stroll in Big Apple
7	7 Vote	Ubisoft Maybe Thinking About Humping You

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