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Voted Headlines

80	80 Vote	Confusion Over the Stupid Florida Law That Got Rihanna Kicked Out of Preschool
98	98 Vote	Bizarre Video: Al-Qaeda Reportedly Hosts Lighthearted "Family Fair" With Ice Cube and Kevin Hart
6	6 Vote	Xbox One Units Packed, Ready for the Penis and Nuts
61	61 Vote	Xbox One to Have a Uterus?
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
175	175 Vote	How to Masturbate In Public 1	1
234	234 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald 1	1
111	111 Vote	Walmart Asks Its Workers to Fend for Themselves
476	476 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
12	12 Vote	GOOGLE: Mechanical Parts to Replace Eggs and Chicken
9	9 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Goes Undercover at a Crappy Sushi Bar
21	21 Vote	In Utah Desert, Scientists Attempt to Spell Krzyzewski, Fail Miserably
54	54 Vote	Microsoft Unveils the Bones of St. Peter
79	79 Vote	NORAD: Santa Won't Recognize Transgender Students Unless They're Castrated
6	6 Vote	Unbreakable WWII Code Found on Moon
25	25 Vote	Some Guy Inserted Himself Into a Lizard
395	395 Vote	27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually a Synthetic Human Cadaver
153	153 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
155	155 Vote	Scientists Edge Closer to World Domination
23	23 Vote	Texas Police Hunt for "Muppets"
160	160 Vote	Utah Beauty Queen Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again 1	1
5	5 Vote	Subway Doors Fail to Explode
45	45 Vote	Think Cats Have It Cool With 9 Lives? Humans Can Have SEX!
5	5 Vote	Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Funded on Kickstarter, Cost $500
105	105 Vote	Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Fungal Spores, Not Eggs
6	6 Vote	Meet "Overly Suave IT Guy" Fieri
5	5 Vote	Snoop Dogg and His Flying GyroCycle
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
26	26 Vote	8 Sexy Bikinis Made of Nightmares
52	52 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Inspire Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
171	171 Vote	7 Things That Actually Happened
146	146 Vote	God Help Me: I Watched Cartoons 1	1
149	149 Vote	You Shouldn't Use Brass Knuckles to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
111	111 Vote	Mummified Body of Woman Found Alive
91	91 Vote	Lazy Incompetents Can Now Rent Ninja in Japan
4	4 Vote	ERMAHGERD Guillermo Del Toro's Mama Could Be an Xbox 360
4	4 Vote	Microsoft Offers Xbox 360 Free for One Week After Losing Arm to Shark In Maui
75	75 Vote	Twitter's Beautiful Founder Is "Dangerous" Because He Believes Fetuses Masturbate: report
46	46 Vote	15-Year-Old Girl Killed Herself Thanks to Social Farting
4	4 Vote	Minecraft: The Story of Woman Allegedly Beaten by Police Officer

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