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Voted Headlines

87	87 Vote	How to Murder Neighbor
155	155 Vote	Grumpy Cat Continues Path to World War III
3	3 Vote	Thanks, Obama!: Florida Man Set a $500,000 Fire in an Apple Store Lives Out Your Dong in Airports
4	4 Vote	Boy, 8, Won't Face Charges After 6-Year-Old Sister Dies in Tomb Raider
6	6 Vote	Protesters in Istanbul Try to Alter Fate by Moving the Stars
8	8 Vote	Microsoft Builds Its Own Employees
88	88 Vote	Mike Tyson Says He Is Apparently Still Alive
67	67 Vote	Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
167	167 Vote	Tech's Gender Problem in One Chart About Your Tits
73	73 Vote	Father Claims Son Was Suspended for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Head Before Opening Fire on National Mall
59	59 Vote	Taco Bell Employee Making Out With Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as A Bouncer
165	165 Vote	Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain and Making You Stupid
75	75 Vote	Joe Biden's Niece Arrested After Allegedly Trying to Murder and Castrate Justin Bieber
59	59 Vote	The End of Your Nightmares About Paul Ryan's Jizz
109	109 Vote	Paula Deen Tearfully Defends Herself in Bizarre New Game of Thrones Premiere
133	133 Vote	Here's a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Occasion!
224	224 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Cats Roaming E3 and No One Can Hear Your Screams
78	78 Vote	Tech Companies Sure Love Hookers a Lot
252	252 Vote	Man Eats Burger King Kid's Meal 1	1
19	19 Vote	3 Folks Gettin Naked and Quiet
65	65 Vote	Kittens and Ducklings Play Together in Curious Celebration of Non-Belief
44	44 Vote	Texas Stabber Fantasized About Cannibalism, Having Sex With His Elbows
63	63 Vote	Quake "Could Trigger Plutonium Leak" at Los Angeles Coffee Shop
291	291 Vote	Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
211	211 Vote	Fuck You, Kickstarter Says
8	8 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Confuse 1 Canadian Dude With 180,000 Hispanic People, You Might Start Crying
292	292 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
163	163 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
99	99 Vote	Baby Dies After Pulling Three All-Nighters
6	6 Vote	Teen's Carjacking Attempt Foiled by Inability to Understand Their Basic Flaws
34	34 Vote	Brain-Eating Amoeba Heads Back to Foreign Affairs
143	143 Vote	Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months 1	1
100	100 Vote	Fingering Yourself at the Sight of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Cry
21	21 Vote	Miley Cyrus Spotted Snorting Coke Zero 1	1
149	149 Vote	Bill Nye the Science Guy to Buy Me McDonalds in the Forest
211	211 Vote	22 Terrible Things That Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
42	42 Vote	Man Charged With Manslaughter After Women Died Trying to Usurp Cats as Most Beloved Internet Creatures
117	117 Vote	Minecraft for Xbox Live Is More Terrifying Than We Ever Imagined
237	237 Vote	My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
52	52 Vote	This Kitten Barks Like a Child Molester

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