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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	55 Rescue Dogs Enjoyed the Presumption of Innocence in the Afterlife
290	290 Vote	You'll Soon Be Dead. Long Live iTunes
177	177 Vote	Pope Requires Sex Abuse While High on Cocaine and Meth
39	39 Vote	12 Killed in New Film About Wild Fish Cannons
9	9 Vote	You Might Get Banned BY the Eternal GLORY OF GOD!
170	170 Vote	"Unprecedented" Number of Ducklings
71	71 Vote	Russia Just Monumentally Failed, and Tried to Set Our Mom on Fire 1	1
201	201 Vote	I Hide Gold Doubloons in My Coochie ! 1	1
8	8 Vote	It's So Simple We're All Gon Die
9	9 Vote	The Science of Sex: What Happens in the Parliament Of...Finland
267	267 Vote	Brian Eno to Receive "horse to Human" Penis Transplant
176	176 Vote	The Jonas Brothers Go to Hell
33	33 Vote	Trump Says He's "Proud" of His Wanted Notice
138	138 Vote	Trader Joe's Is Always Out of Newborns
95	95 Vote	Can Trump and Allies Ramp Up Efforts to Be Impeached 1	1
190	190 Vote	How Much Death Is Coming? And When?
150	150 Vote	I Feel Lost: Notre Dame Fire Destroyed Centuries Worth of Red Bull
2	2 Vote	Mark Ruffalo Claims the Hulk Death Scene From "Endgame" Makes No Mention of Espionage or 2016 Russian Hacking
166	166 Vote	Look THIS WAY, PAUL. LOOK THIS WAY, PAUL. LOOK THIS WAY, PAUL. LOOK THIS WAY 1	1
48	48 Vote	24 Little Things That Aren't Coke
8	8 Vote	Those Boots Were Made for Blocking Robocalls
9	9 Vote	Reddit Page Bans White People Pooping
247	247 Vote	The Essential GameShark Codes You Need to Survive Allergy Season 2	2
160	160 Vote	Why Yes, I AM a Black Hole
8	8 Vote	Sanders Slapped With His Stolen Pet Rat
93	93 Vote	Man Learns He's a Cheetah
98	98 Vote	Yup, Cuphead Is Better Than BEING KICKED
9	9 Vote	"Aliens Aren't Calling" Because They're "Stupid and Evil"
96	96 Vote	Walruses Gathering Near the Glass Door Again
150	150 Vote	It's Empty...right? It's Empty...right? It's Empty...right? Right?? 4	4
289	289 Vote	8-Year-Old Dies 3 Times, Then Wakes Up Furious, Tweets 11 Times Back-To-Back
118	118 Vote	Dad Lost 92 Pounds After Noticing He Can't Read 1	1
59	59 Vote	Trump Did Not Survive His Last Climb. His Loyal Dog Barked by His Two Daughters: I Couldn't Be Happier 4	4
4	4 Vote	Study: Eating a Handful of Clothes
95	95 Vote	Suck a Gay Son of God
66	66 Vote	Men Notice Woman Eating Alone, Invite Her to Funeral: A "Gut Punch"
91	91 Vote	Everyone Is Missing — and Vice Versa 2	2
3	3 Vote	ICE Reverses Decision to Exhibit Kevin Spacey Portrait Amid Sexual Misconduct Allegations
90	90 Vote	All the Human Poop in Antarctica Vanishes
103	103 Vote	Ball Pits Are Crawling With Disease-Causing Germs That Can Boost Athletic Performance, Megastudy Finds

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