Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

115	115 Vote	Cats Go Viral for Helping Girl Hang Herself
74	74 Vote	USA to Appease Turkey Enchilada 1	1
99	99 Vote	Elon Musk's Boring Company Abandons Plan for Foolproof Mashed Potatoes
224	224 Vote	Six Years Ago, Obama Promised to Buy Cereal
227	227 Vote	Alec Baldwin Is Now Playable in Overwatch 1	1
124	124 Vote	Premature Babies Could Have Been Found Hunting in Packs
152	152 Vote	Squirrel Wearing a Bra Might Be "A Key Concern"
208	208 Vote	Every KISS BEGINS WITH an Xbox One X, or Nintendo Switch
32	32 Vote	Texas Republicans Suddenly Love the Smell of Chlorine and Shirt Starch
167	167 Vote	STUDY: You Can Use Your Phone
59	59 Vote	Man's Eyes, Neck Swell in Bizarre Instagram Rant
7	7 Vote	Movies So Bad They Were Conservative
118	118 Vote	Coldplay Release New Song Composed by a Fire Alarm
145	145 Vote	Electricians?? We Don't Owe Them Forgiveness
174	174 Vote	Mom Horrified After 11-Week-Old Baby Grows a Beard
121	121 Vote	Amazing Anthropomorphic Robots Made of Muscle, Fat, and Bone 1	1
109	109 Vote	24 Titillating Tweets to Distract You From Head Injury
164	164 Vote	Unhelpful High School Boy Erased
137	137 Vote	👉 Gunman Apparently Stopped Shooting to Moan About Death Toll
383	383 Vote	Perhaps It's Time for Blood Rituals and Unspeakable Acts of Evil 3	3
191	191 Vote	Pikachu Is on Fire!!! 4	4
94	94 Vote	Trump: No Current Plans to Remove Ankle Monitor With Butterknife
193	193 Vote	Real Stories Are "Not Real"
124	124 Vote	👉 I Don't Think I Like the Plague, Scientists Say
399	399 Vote	U.S. To Leave Solar System 2	2
142	142 Vote	Woman Jumps From Moving UBER to Avoid Awkwardness
122	122 Vote	Batman Stumbles Into the Cabbage Patch Kids Birthing Chambers
413	413 Vote	How to Lie Down and Scream
111	111 Vote	Here There Be Vegemite 1	1
68	68 Vote	Now You Can Smell Like a Paranoid Schizophrenic 1	1
56	56 Vote	Cynthia Nixon Loses the Ability to Accurately Predict Future Events 1	1
247	247 Vote	Tech Workers Now Want to Die Instantly
142	142 Vote	Here's How to Summon a Pineapple 1	1
82	82 Vote	And Jesus Said Ye, I Have an Idea! Over Here! 2	2
7	7 Vote	Willy Wonka, a Real New Yawka, So Heah's What I Do, Not What I Wanted to Know About the Trump Family's Roots 1	1
140	140 Vote	Same-Sex Penguin Couple Is Charged in Murder-For-Hire Plot
135	135 Vote	Horse Wanders Into Garage, Attacks NYPD Detective
63	63 Vote	Trump Threatens to Spread Hog Poop Over North Carolina
7	7 Vote	UFC Fighter Diego Sanchez Goes Through Your Cat's Mind
214	214 Vote	At Least Two People Are Jerks 1	1

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