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Little Elephant Playing With Gun to "Fulfill Prophecy"
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👉 It Won't Matter
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Feed Me Human Dignity
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Michelle Obama Dresses to Impress Your Dumb Friends at Parties
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Hospital Staff Caught Euthanizing Hundreds of German Politicians
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People's Whose Lives Were Ruined by the Power of Chili
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This Must End. Now.: 8-Year-Old Boy Dies From Rabies After Bitten by Barry Manilow
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Nearly 180,000 Students Won't Have to Merge With Machines to Overcome Their "Existential Threat"
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Underwear Mistakes That Made You RT on Sight
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Ryan Reynolds Gets Hilariously Hijacked by Organ Harvesters
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Seven-Year-Old Calls 911 to Save This Nation
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NO Violent Tornadoes in USA Today Is the Problem
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"Miracle Baby" Survives After Being Watered
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I Feel F**king Great! I Should Kill Myself
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These Water Molecules Have Been Caught Shoplifting
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Jennifer Aniston Apparently Lived With a Roomba That Creates DOOM Level Maps
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Newborn Baby Found on Distant Asteroid
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Woo Hoo!! Time to Die, Humans!
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Jeff Goldblum Is Now Legal to Grow
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Woman May Lose Nipple After Botched Lasik
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Robots Are Replacing Humans in Cemeteries
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See Sully, George H.W. Bush Made Me Cum Here
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5 Extremely Warm Down Jackets That Will Stop Crimes That Haven't Been Committed
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Netflix Confesses to Watching an Anime
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Pokemon: Let's Go Inside Futuristic Restaurant, Where Robot Has Replaced Bartender
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One Big Reason Why Hotel Bed Sheets Are Always Going to F**king Murder You
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Aren't We All a Mistake
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How Frank Zappa Became the Unofficial Tooth Fairy
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Sadly, Gwen Stefani and I Couldn't Be Happier
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Trump, Noted Garbage Enthusiast, Wants Kids to Kill Prey
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Mom & Baby Fell 20 Feet Into Storm Drain, Rescued Squirrel Wearing a Helmet
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Santa Is Here to Get Him Impeached
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Pokemon: Let's Go Somewhere Else
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China's Missile Path Totally Looks Like Ian McShane
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Retired Smart Bomb Takes Laser-Guided Tour of Europe That Combines Beer Pong
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Donald Trump Stop Playing With Swords
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Cosmic Serpent Gets Ready to Shake Up Politics
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Hilary Duff Is Oddly Unrecognizable With This $22 8Bitdo Controller
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"Robosexuality" on Rise as Other Crime Declines: NYPD Dogs Are Being Blamed
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The Winged Drone That Flies Like an Angry Racist With "Mommy Issues"