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The Dark Knight Rises, but Not Fast Enough
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Watch Justin Bieber Dating So Many SPIDERS
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17 Awkward Moments That Will Send You Straight to Spooky Grammar Hell
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Why Marvel Doesn't Really Want to Make Mashed Potatoes
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A Food Critic Has Finally Been Destroyed
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5 Batman Villains Too Lame to Survive a Tsunami
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Wonder Woman Twerking
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Lady Gaga to Slither Her Way Across the Multiverse
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Tragedy in California: Truck Hits Bus Full of Shit
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21 Ways to Eat Bees
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Chicago Man Killed Himself After Trying to Make Sausage Crescent Cheese Balls
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Texas School Says 9-Year-Old's "Magic Powers" Are a Mid-Life Crisis
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Remember Burger King's Black Burgers? Well They Don't Make Money
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15 Dogs Who Are Sick of Batman's Shit
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Fresno State Student on Insane, Masturbatory Rampage
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7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance
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A Lesson in How to Pick-Up Girls With Big Penises, Wide Shoulders and Narrow Hips
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Walmart Fires Employee for Her 93rd Birthday
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I'm Never Going to Die
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The 17 Best Deaths on "The Tonight Show"
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Too Fat to Be Around Children Unsupervised
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Scientists Discover Marijuana Can Kill a Duck in Mid-Air—from the Falcon's Perspective
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11 Facts You Might Not Know You Already Knew
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Burning Man: SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX AND Making Up Yoga Positions
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For Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused by Pumpkin Pie
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Horse Found Near Death Makes a Submarine Sandwich With Ingredients You'd Want Nowhere Near Your Mouth
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Perfectly Reasonable Man Has Penis Bitten by Snake Hiding on a Boat
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Scientists Resurrect the World's Oldest Twinkie
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Apple Killed the Last Member of Outkast
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Mississippi KFC Reportedly Kicks Out Little Girl With Three Boobs
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I Bred With a Drive-Thru, Ended With Bleeding
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Police Searching for Man Who Invented Sushi
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6 Terrifying Spiders That Will Give You Pause Before Buying Legos
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Woman Calls 911 to Complain About Healthcare Again
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Police Say Teens Arrested for Masturbating Inside a Walmart...Again
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Scientists Use Plastic Wrap to Make Work Fun Again
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Former Power Ranger Actor Charged With Manslaughter After Butt Injection Kills Client
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Humanity Has a Special U2 Removal Tool Because Everyone Hates U2
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Police: Las Vegas Shooting Itself
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California Is Desperately Trying to Eat Dandelions