Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

futureshock9

Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Lady Gaga Has a Car, Just Ask Ron Burgundy
2	2 Vote	Thought Experiment: What if the Earth Is Burning
161	161 Vote	Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
2	2 Vote	Never Before Seen Super-Potent Meth Found in Space Elevator
2	2 Vote	Mars Rover Mission in Need of A Makeover
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
3	3 Vote	Mitt Romney: A Fitness Freak With a Bullet
6	6 Vote	The Unofficial Glossary for Whites
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
268	268 Vote	Rob Ford Coming in a Bikini 1	1
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
6	6 Vote	Why College Is Becoming Mathematically Impossible
338	338 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Complete Understanding of SQL 1	1
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
395	395 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER 2	2
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
505	505 Vote	50 Things You Might Have Heard 1	1
258	258 Vote	Facebook No Longer Secret 2	2
453	453 Vote	An Awful Corporation Does Something That Basically Resembles That Tony Hawk Ride Skateboard Controller 2	2
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5
666	666 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
430	430 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted 2	2

← Previous
1
2
…
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
Next →