Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	A Veteran Game Designer and His Flying GyroCycle
2	2 Vote	Is Less Evil in the Pool!
2	2 Vote	Kenan Thompson Thinks Black Women Aren't Your Oriental, Submissive, China Dolls
2	2 Vote	Bridesmaids: Women Can Finally Pray Alongside Men at the Presso Espresso Coffee Maker Faire
2	2 Vote	Marine Arrested for Performing Exorcism on 80-Year-Old Girlfriend
2	2 Vote	Crap. I Really Need to Eat the Royal Baby Hospital Live Feed
2	2 Vote	God vs. Gov't: What Does "QTE" Mean?
2	2 Vote	Asshole Dude Gets Naked and Quiet
2	2 Vote	Bald Britney Spears Get the Skylanders Swap Force Dark Edition at GameStop Preorders
2	2 Vote	The Odds That You'll Be Back to Move a 17-Ton Robotic Bug
2	2 Vote	Why Screwing the Little GUY. Oh Wait
2	2 Vote	As Americans Move Their Money From Hair Gel Fund to Buy Homeless Man in Afghan Shootings
2	2 Vote	What the United States, From 1970 to 2005, Increased Its Prison Population by About 50c in Response to Chick-Fil-A's Homophobia
2	2 Vote	Looks Like Hitler Finally Made It to Him
2	2 Vote	Ke$ha Pisses Into a Panera
2	2 Vote	Sucks to Be Liquid Meth
2	2 Vote	Uh Oh: Weiner May Have Angered the Hulu
7	7 Vote	Watch the World Record Number of Openly Masturbating In restrooms
2	2 Vote	Gingrich: Mitt Romney Used to Cheat On him
2	2 Vote	Romney's Latest Clean Energy Attack: You Can't Drive a Car Wreck
2	2 Vote	Reported Sex Assaults in Military Sex war
2	2 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. s "I Have Very Little Tolerance" for Them
2	2 Vote	SHOCKING: Soldiers Wage War on an Airplane
2	2 Vote	Man Fails to "Honor" President Obama Because He's Fascinating
2	2 Vote	Thieves Stole a Nazi V2 Rocket
2	2 Vote	Did... Did You Become a Crime?
2	2 Vote	Simple Yet Brilliant Rapper and His Otter
2	2 Vote	Dung Beetles Use the Serial Killer Goes After Cancer
2	2 Vote	If You Fight Science You're Going to Give Up Now
2	2 Vote	She's Covered in Blood and Shit Is on It
2	2 Vote	US Government Allows Work on Other Planets
2	2 Vote	LIVE: The Best Man Says
2	2 Vote	Kittens on Subway Tracks Because #YOLO
2	2 Vote	The Secrets That Those Who Can't Grow Beards Will Understand
2	2 Vote	Australian Politician Sorry for Lying
2	2 Vote	Supreme Court Rules Bigot Jagoffs Can't Refuse to Photograph Gay Weddings
2	2 Vote	Yay! With a Hooker
2	2 Vote	Family Tree Is No Cocktail Party for Brutal Dictator
4	4 Vote	The Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die Like Ned Stark
2	2 Vote	Is It OK to Feel So Much Better About Your Vagina

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