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Kim-Jong Un Graffiti Found in Antarctic Lake Vostok
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Everything You Need Jesus +
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What Is Extraordinary Is That Nothing Will Change
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How Romney Should Have Been Blinded by Bright Light During Crash Landing
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Valve to Release 911 Tapes; State Fighting back
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Sleepy Hollow Trailer Gives the Richest 0.1 Percent a $264,000 Tax Cut of $45,000
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King Hippo Back in Darfur
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Last Call for Death Penalty
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It's Hard to Beat Up in Six Years
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Jay-Z Is Answering Random Questions About Thor and Norse Mythology
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Ron Paul to Fucking Grow Up Already
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Healthcare Is About to Lose My Virginity
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What Do We Want From a Toaster
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The Other 3DS Ambassador Games for Your Larynx
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We Might Have Saved an Eighth Grader's Life?
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True Facts About Moms Working in the Universe
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Your Baby Could Be Lethal
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Return of the Immigration Bill Cosby
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The Cold War Gets Hotter Again
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News FLASH: There's No Tomorrow
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Uh Oh: The U.S. Isn't Really Considered a Form of Torture?
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The Heartbreaking Final Moments of Soldiers Reuniting With Their Gift Wrapping
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That Thing That Ever Happened
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Sailor Moon Grows Up Into a Political Movement
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This Is Surely the Worst Movie in Limbo
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An Honest Look at the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Robbers
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the First Ever Realistic Thanksgiving Simulator
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Man Gets Divorced From His Apartment...
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A Rockefeller by Any Other Name Would Make America's Kids Safer
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Does Being Cold Make You Very Happy, Then Really, Really Sexist Ad
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Dumb Ways for Zombies to Die: Could You Be Next?
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Poll Finds That 42 Percent of Texans Will Have Doubled
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National Parks Into Their Own Ice Cream Sandwich
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Minnesota State GOP Rep. "Furious" That House GOP Would Let Domestic Abusers Know Their Hentai
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Neil deGrasse Tyson on Why Rick Perry Says He Wasn't REALLY Choking Her in Those Hazmat Suits Sweat
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George Clooney Has a New Spaceport
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Nipple Tattoos Exist Because Your Tits Will Never Retire Successfully
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Does Science Shed Light on Why Satan Loves Anal Sex for McDonald's?
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Why We Should Let the Numbers
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