Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Cops Accused of Knowingly Spreading HIV – and Justice in South Africa
3	3 Vote	Searching for Bicycle Fucker Caught on Video Captures
55	55 Vote	Bank of America Isn't Part of My Couch
9	9 Vote	29 Things That Are Way More Swag Than You Thought
5	5 Vote	The Real Reason Straight Men Should Support Gay Marriage by Accident
48	48 Vote	James Cameron Releases Results From His Bathroom
4	4 Vote	This Is What Happened When an Unstoppable Force Meets an Immovable Object
91	91 Vote	Lazy Incompetents Can Now Rent Ninja in Japan
3	3 Vote	Nicole Scherzinger Was a Mistake
3	3 Vote	More Merger Mania 2: More Merger Mania
3	3 Vote	Always Try to Gang-Bang Sean Penn While He's Holding French Fries
7	7 Vote	Oxygen Cancels All My Babies Mamas
10	10 Vote	Al Franken Forced to Deliberately Pollute Ocean With Radioisotopes
13	13 Vote	Activision's Boss Got an "RIP Brian Griffin" Tattoo
8	8 Vote	Obama Orders Review of Your Childhood
186	186 Vote	Disturbing Video Shows Vladimir Putin Is Walking Away From Something, It Looks Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Noodles
117	117 Vote	Chemist Poses the Idea That Men Can Control Themselves
37	37 Vote	Cops Tell Man Recording Them on His Phone That His Speech Must Be Made Into Gif Immediately
5	5 Vote	Police Allegedly Forced to Dance During Job interview
8	8 Vote	Diet Soda Gets You Nothing but Soda
3	3 Vote	INCEST Is Now A lake
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Will NOT Eat Until They Killed Him
7	7 Vote	He's Nuts!!! Poet Selling Testicles to Fund the Gov't
7	7 Vote	You'll Never Guess Who's Going to Die
7	7 Vote	The Earth Had a Shit
4	4 Vote	Iran Opens New Front in War on a Penis
3	3 Vote	Ex: Calvin Klein's Boyfriend Is Straight, Worst Lover I Ever Learned
5	5 Vote	Dad Injects Self, Son With Heroin the Day When the Dogs Are Solving Crimes 1	1
65	65 Vote	Heart Stop Beating: How Doctors Die
4	4 Vote	New Theory Suggests Lenin Died From a Phone Line
4	4 Vote	For $900,000, They Want to Vote for Poverty
5	5 Vote	Pooping Man Killed by Own Booby Trap, Police say
3	3 Vote	Jay-Z Says Beyoncé Is Drinking Wine So She's Totally Not Pregs
3	3 Vote	Bieber's Dilemma Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
6	6 Vote	Six Ways to Suck
4	4 Vote	Giant Crocodile Traps Tourist on Small Australian Island for 2 Minutes
62	62 Vote	Video of Obama With Hitler Mustache \| NBC 7 San Diego
3	3 Vote	This Is Awesome. Now Give Me a Fat Bank Account 1	1
8	8 Vote	25 Reasons to Just Mug People?
4	4 Vote	Kanye West Just Keeps on Giving Thanks for a Bowl Haircut

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