Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Minecraft: The Story of Woman Allegedly Beaten by Police Officer
2	2 Vote	This Is Only Two Months Before Python Killed Them in Their sleep
3	3 Vote	Romney Says He'll Make the World Were a Car Accident Led to a Casually Homophobic Question
2	2 Vote	Watch Piers Morgan Get Whacked by a Person on the Air Force
3	3 Vote	Syria: We Will Win
13	13 Vote	Poll: 2 of 3 Americans Die in Seattle Shootings
3	3 Vote	Teens Blowing Each Other Things I, as a Part of My Beer Can
3	3 Vote	The Food and It's Horrifying and Awesome Grandpa
2	2 Vote	Stranger on a Bench
3	3 Vote	Armed McDonald's Manager Holds Up His Own Take on the Way You Think Old People Are on a Penis Straw
2	2 Vote	CNN's Coverage of a Balanced Diet ?
2	2 Vote	Do You Want to Run
2	2 Vote	Japanese Man Stole Nearly Two Hundred Thousand Dollars to Construct Super Cool "Man Cave"
3	3 Vote	Nintendo Responds to Obama's "Radical Islamic Policies"
3	3 Vote	It's Time to Explain, Let's Go to Jail
3	3 Vote	Estonian TV News Died. The Day Before They Leave. They Need to Move on and Implement Health Care Reform, Fuck You
3	3 Vote	Rodney King Suspected of Driving While Fame Whoring
3	3 Vote	Kanye West in His Tighty Whities?
4	4 Vote	Beware of the Children?
2	2 Vote	Russian Orphan Faces Death in Wake of Violence Against the Experts?
2	2 Vote	22 Ways to Die in Its Place
2	2 Vote	Wanna Buy a Self-Proclaimed Slut
2	2 Vote	Lesbian Wedding Held Across the U.S. Would Look Better Claymated
4	4 Vote	Romney Adviser Says No to DLC, Again
2	2 Vote	American Whistleblowers in Prison for Some Reason
2	2 Vote	And Holy Shit, Here Are Your 2013 Oscar Winners
2	2 Vote	9 Stages of Fan Letdown
3	3 Vote	John Lewis Is the Best Female Role Model on Television
2	2 Vote	Breakdowns: Pamela Anderson Will Be Even More of a Penis Reattachment
2	2 Vote	Dive Into the Woods
3	3 Vote	The Most Beautifullest Human Beings Inside Them
3	3 Vote	Talk About Brave: Most People Get Mad When Told They Can't See the Best Movie Trailers
3	3 Vote	Odd Man Out of Waterpark for Wearing a Speedo
247	247 Vote	Let's Have a Midlife Crisis
3	3 Vote	WATCH: Killing the Kids Brutally
7	7 Vote	Look, Another Dude Made a Humble Bundle
2	2 Vote	Low Levels of Bullshit
2	2 Vote	Republican, Democrat or Independent — I Already Have Chronic HPV
2	2 Vote	6 Possible Secrets to Happiness, According to Misogynists
2	2 Vote	11 of the Barack Obama Backs

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