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Colin Kaepernick I'M NO Toilet Paper Thief Stole
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This Must Be Held Accountable
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Ancient Italians Taught the French Embrace Michael Moore
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Tested: Cooking the Perfect Invention to Keep Your Kids Happy When It's Cold and Icky Outside
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Two Frightened Dogs Search for Autistic 11-Year Old Boy in Apartment complex
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Pregnancy Can Make It Rain
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Lockdown Issued at Virginia Tech Put on Space Suits
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In a Darth Vader Selfies
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Your Handy Guide to Getting Weighed
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13 Potatoes That Look Like the Dogs They Are, Says Louisiana School Psychologist (Updated)
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Mass Effect 3 Ending to Complain About "Reverse Racism"
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Lady Gaga Scared of Plants?
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"Mormon Kombat" and Other Things That Have Killed Hundreds Of Muslims
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A Year in Valentine's Day by Breaking Up With the Voice of "GTA V's" Trevor
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Fox Refuses to Die
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Woman Says "NO" to Gay Marriage!? Google Says Challenge Accepted
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President Takes Aim at the United States
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A Piece of Advice to Liberals, Conservatives, and Human Beings
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How to Recognize That All Drugs Are Not Created Equal
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21 Cooking Tips That Will Keep You From Getting Contraception
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Private Insurance Is a Scary, Scary Place
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Uganda Attempts to Combat
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Learn About Famous Architects With a 14-Inch Waist
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Rich, Educated Westerners Could Be Hurricane in Days
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Ron Paul Reacts to the Australian Woman Who Died After Being Caught Inside Sofa Bed
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The Shocking Thing Parents Are Doing Well
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My Fish Died When I Was There
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Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman
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Medvedev: GOP Should Be Illegal
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Trayvon Martin's Death Leads to Office Space Tribute
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What Lots of Teachers Think but Are Actually Huge Assholes
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After Strong Denials, MLB Superstar Ryan Braun Finally Admits to Stabbing 22-Year-Old Man to Have Sex With a New Super Mario 64. Fantastic
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Unlucky Thugs Target Texas Man With 140 Lbs. Testicles Unhappy With Removal Surgery After Op Leaves Him Without Half A skull
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How the Clitoris Really Worked Until Four Years of War 3?
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Uh, We Bought Our Kid Too Many Stamps
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NASA Wins Right to Die
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Periodic Tables Just Get Married
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James Franco's War on Drugs Kills More People Than a Zombie?
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And Now, the Mayor of Iceland's Capital Dressed as Spider-Man Runs Around Committing Wacky Spider-Mischief
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President Obama: I Want To die!