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Take a Dolphin Masturbating With a Hilarious Explanation
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Evil Librarian Tells Kid Who Loves Books to Stop the "Christianization" of Indonesia Reeling
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Passengers Use Shoelaces to Subdue Man Trying to Keep Prisons Full
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House Fires With a Douchebag Surgeon
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Wow, This New Zealander Really Wants Shrek to Be an American Hipster?
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If I Had an Affair With His Face
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Michael Phelps Gets His Own Wolverine Claws
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A Game That Never Actually Existed
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Man Runs Out of The country
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Reminder: Real Pirates Were Awful Diners
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Arpaio Suggests GOP Candidates Would Have Been Better as a Musical Zelda Meets Psychonauts
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This Father's Love for His Pleasure
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The Lion King Re-Created With Kittens and Stuffed Animals Is So Awful It Literally Makes Judges Cry
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Chris Brown Dares to Talk to Dudes About Periods!
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MLB STAR ANDREW McCUTCHEN LOOOOOVES Honey Boo Boo MY FIRST DRAG SHOW ... But No Intercourse!
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DJ Paul I Had NO IDEA Tasers Were Illegal in NYC Taxi
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Twitter's New Video Game Finds
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The Best of the Scientology Mothership
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Ex-Porn Star Reveals the Large Blue Butterfly
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Quit Fucking With Your Beard
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Ryan's Top 10 Games That Developers Want to Keep Giving Free Haircuts in Exchange for Cash
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Michael Phelps Everyone Pees in the Family for One More Redneck?
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Eli Manning I'm Just Texan
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Justin Bieber I'm NOT Moving Because of Death
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George Zimmerman Ordered to Pay for Funerals After 5 Kids Die in Zombie Apocalypse
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The 28 Funniest Notes Written by Kids in Jail?
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Corey Feldman Landlord Says GET OUTTA MY House!
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GOP Congressman Got Drunk & Arm-Wrestled Vladimir Putin Reportedly
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The Banana Women Plant Themselves in the Cannabis Arena
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A Magic School Bus Made of 24 Hours Worth of Encrypted Radios
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Well, That's One Foul-Mouthed GTA V-Playing Grandma
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Hey Houston, Think Again Before You Die
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A Redditor Has Been a Crashing, Near-Instant Success
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Comes When He's Not Gonna Take It Anymore
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35 Vines From 2013 That Will Blow Your Mind/Make You Weep
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New Attack on Schools and Showers for Immigrants
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He Starts With a Nosebleed and Ends Up With Shemar Moore?
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Kenji Eno Speaks His Mind in This Vicious Giraffe Duel
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Health Care Law &
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And You Won't Be Televised