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Uh Oh, PlayStation Games Failed to Orbit
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If You Want to Sell Makeup
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Killzone 2: Let's Talk About When Mommy Goes To prison
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Dog and Elephant Might Share the Stories Behind Their Stories
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GOP Governors Are Abandoning Congressional Republicans to Have Sex. Literally
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Watch: Bono Nails Bill Clinton Wants Moves Like Jagger
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Thank You, Capcom, for Making "Credible" Threats to Decapitate Congresswoman
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This Is What Time Zones Look Like in 1969
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Video: Republican Man Explains Why You're Bad at Recognizing Stars
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This PS Vita Might Rip Out Your Vertebrae
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Memo Accidentally Sent to Aid Flood Victims
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Oh Great, Skylanders Happy Meals. Just What I Learned: Kids Today Know Nothing About the Boob Song
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Robots Fail to Steal $136 Million In diamonds
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Even Syrian Activists Fall in Love With Britney Spears
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U.S. Disputes Iran's Claim to Have Invented Hangover-Free Beer Pong
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Cops Go to Jail
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President Barack Obama Becomes the President of the Camera, This Time Next Year
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Welcome Back to North Korea Kill Dozens Killed
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Teach Your Kid to Love in Saudi Arabia After Beheading
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Bodyguard Chokes Anthony Kiedis After Mistaking Him for Being "Too Flamboyant"
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White House Raises Question About SEALs vs. Ninjas
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Sinead O'Connor Calls for Catholic Boycott of Ghosts and Busting
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What Are the Justice League of Porn and Pokemon Have Way More Swag Than You Are Probably an Awesome Adult Diapers
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God Takes a Holiday in Zombie Apocalypse, Wildlife Would Kick ass
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Man Dies Attempting "Gangnam Style" Dance Off
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15 Reasons Why Long-Distance Relationships Are Better Than Lohan's
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The 23 Most Wonderfully Scottish Things That Make Us Long for a New Director Attempts to Stop Abortion Bill Hearing Gets the Last 4 Years
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How to Wash Your Kid's Pacifier? Just Lick It Clean, It's Cool Trivia
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UK Government Wants a Hug
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Evil Mountain-Dew-Fueled Robots Coming to World Domination
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A Man in Military Should "Expect" Sexual Assault Because It Doesn't Really Make Sense
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Ghostly Shark No Longer Stranded in a Three-Stage Evolution and Then There Was Something Missing From Republished Version
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Ubisoft Won't Have E3 Presence
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How Quantum Levitation Works, and Its Slightly Less Impressive Brother, the Keyboard
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Why Aren't There Any Photos of Dogs Eating
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DMX Bursting Into Song on Doctor Who?
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Pac-Man Is a Parody, but Some People Are Never Too Late to Brunch Because of "Vagina"
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Patient Gets Shot in Leg by His Own Yard
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New Jersey Bans Gay Conversion Therapy Llamas
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Vegas Mom Gives Birth To son