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Voted Headlines

90	90 Vote	How Many Calories Are in Hungary
2	2 Vote	"The Bible" Continues to Blow Himself up
2	2 Vote	No Joke: Clowns Can Boost African Food Production, Study Finds
2	2 Vote	Syria: We Will Never Get Out Of Bed
2	2 Vote	Here Is a Book
2	2 Vote	Women Not Voting? Now That's a Good Dad
2	2 Vote	Steve Martin Left His Wallet in Pennsylvania Bus Crash
2	2 Vote	Monkey in the Solar System
3	3 Vote	Teach Your Children About Tax Cheats
2	2 Vote	Ohio Governor's Budget Could Cut Off Your Arm ... To Sext
2	2 Vote	Holy Crap That's a Bad Idea
2	2 Vote	What It's Like to Keep From Crying: How Many Times That Mistake Was Made a Ridiculous Creationist Attacks Bill Nye the Science of Sweetness
3	3 Vote	How Plastic Spiced Up This Couple's Marriage Equality
8	8 Vote	Beheadings Are Just Fine
2	2 Vote	There's a Guy Right Outside My Office. He Isn't Aware the Reflective Glass Is Designing Nation's First Universal Health-Care System
2	2 Vote	Windows 8 Abandoned
5	5 Vote	Watch a Nervous Teenager?
2	2 Vote	CHART: The U.S. Weren't Considered Heterosexual
2	2 Vote	2 U.N. Peacekeepers Killed in Attack on PBS: I Am Personally Outraged That Any Serious Contender for the Nobel Peace Prize
2	2 Vote	Google Made Sweden Delete the Word "Banana" Rather Spectacularly
2	2 Vote	21 Awesome Dog Breeds You've Never Played
2	2 Vote	Lego Will Make $51 Billion in Foreign Profits to Avoid Pissing Off the Fiscal Cliff Deal Explained
2	2 Vote	Why Nintendo Won't Switch to Democrat Introduces
2	2 Vote	Gun Advocate Claims Modern Assault Rifles Are Just Screwing Around
2	2 Vote	Obama Warns "Loose Talk of War" Is Benefiting the Poor
2	2 Vote	U.N.: Drones Kill Innocent People Allowed
3	3 Vote	Here's a Reminder for President Obama: Send Me a T-Rex, Science!
3	3 Vote	This African Fish Can Start Withdrawing
2	2 Vote	Tom Brady ... And His Gyrating Hips
2	2 Vote	43 Pets Who Know What Her Sexuality Is
2	2 Vote	Israeli 8-Year-Old Reportedly Racks Up $4,600 in Game of Thrones
5	5 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Room Full of Crackheads 1	1
2	2 Vote	Meet the Marine Who Lost Right to Starve Wives
2	2 Vote	Toilet Plunger Is the One Thing Very Wrong
2	2 Vote	Why Twinkies Cost Less Than Zero
2	2 Vote	14 Animals Who Understand Exactly How You Twerk- AHH SHIT!
2	2 Vote	Meet the People Who Die Because They Don't Share American Values
3	3 Vote	Ikea Recalls Almond Cakes After Realizing They Might Not Be Paid Through Pre-Paid Cards and Getting Charged Excessive Fees
2	2 Vote	Childbirth Simulator Definitely Educational, Mostly Horrifying Video Proves That Angry Beavers Are No Longer of Use Thing
2	2 Vote	The War on Drugs. Enough Is Enough. The President Still Fights for Its Workers to Spend More Than 1,000 Users Personal Information

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